prettiest boy in the morgue

Someone get this guy a waffle fry and a sunjoy STAT.

posted this with my eyes closed bc i cant look or ill bust

── 𝐊𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐎 ❜ 𝐒 too big!

nanami had you exactly where he wanted you.

your wrists were pinned above your head by one of his big hands, fingers wrapped firm around both of yours so you couldn’t even think about moving them. the other hand was between your legs, guiding the thick head of his cock against your entrance, rubbing slow and deliberate, spreading the slick he’d already worked into you. every time the blunt pressure nudged a little harder you made a small, broken sound and he just watched your face like he was cataloguing every reaction.

“too big,” you whispered, voice already shaky. “kento— it’s too big—”

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tonight’s food for thought: frat!geto lying about his age on dating apps and thirty something reader uses him as a one night stand to get pregnant so she doesn’t have to pay for a sperm donor or ivf only to discover the morning after that he’s like ten years younger…playboy geto pathetically pining after his baby mama and she wants NOTHINGGGGG to do with him lmfao bc she thinks he’s too immature…

Intak, sit! ໒꒱ ‧₊˚

servicetop!intak x dom!reader ⋆ 0.3k

── 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊 like rabbits

shoto’s ears are twitching again.

they always do when he’s close. soft white fur tipped in red, pinned half-back against his head while he fucks into you like the world’s about to end. his hands are locked around ur thighs, holding them open so wide it burns a little, and every thrust is deep and wet and relentless. the bedframe’s been slamming the wall for the last twenty minutes and neither of you care.

“again,” he pants against ur neck, voice low and rough. “c-c’mon, take it—know you can.” you’re already so full it feels like ur spine is rearranging itself. his cock is thick and hot and slightly curved, the kind that hits every single sensitive spot without even trying. the knot at the base is starting to swell, rubbing against your rim every time he pulls back, and the pressure is making ur vision go white at the edges. “shoto— fuck—”

ooh had to cross my legs for this… love being bred and knotted 😩

── 𝐈𝐓 ❜ 𝐒 too big!

satoru gojo’s eyes light up with pure delight when you whimper it, his cock twitching hard against your hole. “too big, huh? fuck, say it again,” he breathes, pressing just the fat head in and holding it there so you feel every inch of stretch. he loves how small you look under him, how your body struggles to take him. “good boy, so tight for me. look at your pretty hole trying to swallow me—you can take it, yeah? gonna make you feel so full you forget your own name.”

love choking in big dick 🥰🥰

Finished a new piece. I think it speaks to my state of mind. Notice the fine details. :)

thinkin abt frat teamies ‧ ₊ ♪ ˚ ⊹ ( ⁼̴̶̤̀ω⁼̴̶̤́ )

the big brothers ⋆.˚⊹⁺

k - frat president and golden boy. best dick game by far, considered pretty kind considering hes the captain of squad get ur dick wet. dont expect him to settle down with you though, hes super busy with nightball, dance and of course being the president of the frat. hes not really interested in relationships as hes about to graduate—but he might change his mind if you give him a reason to.

fuma - hottie vice pres !! doesnt speak a lot but can say a wholeeee lot w his eyes ~ not as bad a k when it comes to how much he fucks but when he fucks he fucks mean. he uses his nerdy personality to pull the cutest girls into his bed ! too bad he forgets ur name right after ,, graduates soon so he uses the same excuse as k. but also, may change his mind if you give him a reason to !

nicholas - social chair and flirty party animal !! best fashion, best dick (thats what he likes to say) has the biggest social circle and highest sex drive ~ loves public sex, will fuck u in bathrooms at parties in the frat house or even pull you into empty classrooms for a quickie between classes. absolutely does not commit, dont try to make him—his sex drive is too high for one person, maybe.. tip: if your sex drive is high, he might take you on as a regular

ej - house manager ,, sweet and kind ! really tried to keep things under control … his poor boys have such a bad rep so hes gotta clean up after them, but hes just as bad.. he uses his sweet persona to his advantage ! it gets him hella girls. cute smile whilst having nasty nasty sex w u ~ his soft rejection somehow always goes well, maybe its the pretty smile he flashes whilst he tells girls that hes too busy managing the frat to settle down. but hes a softie at heart, maybe a sweet girl will come along and fuck that fuck boy persona out of sweet ej.

yuma - house whore ! his rep is probably the worst out of the bunch. has a reputation of fucking girls and never speaking to them again. has been slapped on multiple occasions in the quad, frat house and even in classes.. all because he forgot what he said during sex or forgot the girls name. has amazing dick game tho, just try not to get attached ~ tip: how to be a heartbreaker

the younger brothers ⋆.˚⊹⁺

jo - joined the frat because he looks up to k ! was not expecting all the loud sex … is pretty shy but that also gets him girls ! they loveee a cute shy boy that knows how to fuck (thanks to his mentor k ! hes got good dick game~) would definitely settle down, but the others are trying to just make him a fuck boy too ,, i mean someones gotta carry on the legacy !

harua - rua has that pretty boy swag. hes cute, everyone thought he was gay for awhile until rumors started floating around that he fucked a girl so hard that he ruined her sheets and she had to toss them. hes a smooth talker, sweet talker. unless its in bed. go to rua if you need a pretty boy to put you in your place ! he’s still relatively quiet yet still pretty social-able ! thinks nicholas is super cool and joined because of him ~ not interested in relationships, just enjoys getting his dick wet lol. but that fuck boy persona hides the fact rua is a hopeless romantic at heart, you didn’t hear that from me though..

taki - belongs in the dog house, unfortunately living up to the fuck boy reputation ! on accident though,, he didnt mean to forget your name he promises ! its just hes fucked 3 different girls this week and they are all kinda blending together. fucks like a dog ofc ,, thick dick ,, mind blowing head game ! settling down seems cool to him, but maybe in a few years—hes just got so many bitches to fuck rn ! tip: walk him like a dog

maki - prettiest smile, even prettier dick. ropes girls in with the fact hes wasian, who wouldn’t want a pretty wasian boy fucking them dumb? doesnt sleep sleep around that much, has very specific girls he goes to ! u better feel lucky if he chooses you at a party though ~ might be the best dick of your college life , too bad u prob wont have it again. maki never fucks the same girl twice unless its one of his main bitches ~ maybe you’ll become one ? he did remember your name after-all

another boblin comm for @sailoreuterpe 🍔

Bob's Burgers but if aired on CN

y’all this fanfic shit easy

stop deforestation💔💔

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