sukuna’s girlfriend is bad for his heart.
sukuna was helping you cook, moving through your kitchen with ease while you looked for the spices for your curry—the shelf far above your reach, so you did what any reasonable person would do. you climbed the damn thing.
you had the balance of a fawn, always tripping over your feet, bumping into surfaces and waking up with scars that you couldn’t quite remember having, but sukuna always caught you..right?
wrong!! the two minutes he was turned away, humming to himself, thinking you’d be out of harm’s reach—
thud!
you’d fallen off the shelves, hitting the marble counters with your back, the scar slowly setting in while you winced, your vision hazy while you lost consciousness from your absolutely spectacular fall.
“GODDAMNED WOMAN I TURN AWAY FOR TWO FUCKING MINUTES—”
you were in a hospital suit, the blaring lights above you while your doctor recited your injuries to you.
sukuna finally made his way into the room, a bag of food in hand while he took in your form, clad in hospital robes.
“you okay?”
“i’m fine!! the doctor said all the bleeding was internal, that’s where the blood’s supposed to be!!” you cheered while you watched sukuna’s face morph into sheer horror.
“is that not…good?” you grin, almost sheepishly, trying to gauge how far you can take this joke before he finally strangles himself.
“if i die, please tell everyone it was because of you.”
“oh!! that’s not—”
“keep this up and i’ll finish the job myself.”
gulp.
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