The more times I watch the Mandalorian, the more upset I get that we didn’t get Mand’alor Din Djarin. Every episode with ANY HINT of Mandalorian politics/history/drama shows cases all the reasons that he makes a better Mand’alor than Kryze. And what do we get in the end? Him handing her the throne
geoff rickly's life is truly insane like he funded the new jersey post hardcore scene by writing dear penthouse letters because his professor got him a job writing porn. he was going to be an english teacher and instead ended up as the emo music guy. he followed nine inch nails on tour using fake IDs and got to interview trent reznor years later. somebody mugged him and stole all his shit including his epilepsy medication. he was poisoned and robbed in the reeperbahn. he almost died in a plane crash. he was in a bus accident that exploded a horse all over the windshield. he kicked heroin by going to mexico for experimental hallucinogen treatment. he was personally fucked over by martin shkreli. he's suffered more than jesus christ himself and he's only 47 years old and he's literally the nicest person i've ever met
one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down
"if i had a time machine i would go back in time and kill hitler"
I would put sea mines around medieval britain. i would give hannibal barca ww2 era heavy artillery and tell him not to stop till he starts seeing gauls. i would give boudica a fucking abrams. i would appear before jesus like an angel and tell him "you gotta stop. not cause theyll kill you, youre fine with that, surprisingly, but because your fanclub is gonna spend about 1500 years making everything worse for everyone, everywhere." I would take a glock back in time and shoot romulus, shoot remus, and shoot that damn dog too just to be safe. i would be on the side of christopher columbus' ship in a scuba suit planting c4 on that bitch like rainbow six siege. i would be waging a one woman campaign of terror across andalusia to prevent the reconquista. i would be getting way out in front of that shit is what im saying,
real life: sorry im just not a social media kind of guy… i wanna live in the moment y’know…. im like really private i like having secrets
on tumblr at 11:41 pm : guess whose period just started while watching fraggle rock season 1 episode 17
[On phone] Whaddya mean I can't say it. Why the fuck not. [silence] Well how many guys do I need to fuck before I can say it
Happy one year love confessionversary to these demented psychopaths. May you cradle each other in eternity.
The three kinds of bird species name
1. God’s Specialist Little Boy
2. Hot Breasted Milf
3. Grey Bird With Brown Head
4. Walter’s Fingernail
Thank you so much @fozmeadows !
The three kinds of bird species name
1. God’s Specialist Little Boy
2. Hot Breasted Milf
3. Grey Bird With Brown Head
4. Walter’s Fingernail
Thank you so much @fozmeadows !