Workplace Hazardous

putting my hand up during sex to ask a clarifying question about the order you just gave me

Spring Feels Colder Without You 31-32

The sweet babies...

no one will know which one it is.

Apropos of (almost) nothing: I'm the kind of pedant who dislikes calling tentacle porn "tentacle porn" not because I think it's aberrant but because, 98% of the time, what's being depicted are octoform arms or tendrils, not tentacles. Tentacles are defined by the clubbed ends, which are the only part that have suckers. If it's tapered and has suckers all the way down, it's an octoform arm; if it has no suckers at all, it's a tendril.

You're welcome.

This site has gotta be the weirdest way to learn things

new knowledge for me and all my fellow mobster fuckers dropped

Eh, boss. We nose you and Tony are ya know, badda boom, but I thinks ya made a typo dar.

Gawd damn it, Frankie. This is what I get for trying to type with these tentacle thumbs.

eat up, you animals. whats some playfighting among friends am i right? finished my big exam so this is my reward to myself.

[on the verge of defeat and delirious with lust] i could be a wound in your heart that will never heal

[forgetting how to say “yanking your chain”] i’m only jerking you off

canon ace spec archivist and his very supportive boyfriend

accidentally too straightforward courtship

Whatever my chilshi doodles dump

I drew them while working and not really have energy to finish any of them. Sometimes I thought if I’m too unimaginative. I don’t really have fresh ideas and kinda draw my old men being gay and in love and all cringe things like that. I’m probably just sad and a little depressed at this moment, feeling stuck and not knowing what my future will be. I guess I will be fine but sometimes I wish I am more confident optimistic and better at what I am doing etc. etc.

TODAY I offer you viridescent pureshadow. TOMORROR??? Viridescent pureshadow AGAIN. Just like that until my hand falls off!!!

Spellcasters hate this fact but if you just stick your fingers in their mouth while they're casting a spell with a verbal component it's literally more effective than a counter spell.

This also works with pinning their hands against the wall when they're trying to use somnatic components.

Basically if you make out sloppy style while pressed against a wall the spellcasters can't do anything

wrong ♡

chain lightning

You're really gonna try chain lightning with a tongue in your mouth? You think that won't end horribly? You think you have more HP than me?

this is literally what i think of when seeing 80% of girls/boys memes

I don't rlly like this but wtv..

ethics of making AI images aside, I do find a bit amusing the kinds of sob stories and mental gymnastics people make up to pretend like drawing is this super technical skill with an impossibly high barrier of entry when its like one of the first hobbies toddlers pick up

suddenly a lot of people think they got the next Lord of the Rings in their head but they were never able to turn their stories into anything tangible because the evil elitist artists are hogging all the talent and skill and they need a bajilion years of training or something as if one of the most popular manga and anime of the past decade wasn't made by a guy that draws like this