personally i have a goodreads account and i keep track in my paper journal. got curious about what other folks are doing <3
If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading
starting a fanfic event that's "write incredibly long fic about sitcoms and other such fandoms that don't necessarily have the depth required to support a 30k fic" but it's an excuse to write modern family postcanon fic where i fix all the things i don't like about the last ~3 seasons and also trans luke's gender
non exhaustive list of things i would fix
- haley/andy endgame. unclear if this would be a retcon or a fix-it but it's deeply necessary to me
- in general taking haley more seriously. she was literally an early adopter of the influencer lifestyle. that girl is alix earle
- mitch and cam get divorced
- luke transitions
- alex goes low-contact for a bit and comes back with new pronouns and at least two boyfriends
- nothing changes for phil and claire. they're fine.
bonus one under the cut bc it is incest adjacent
i lost followers for posting modern family pseudo incest last month but we're watching the series finale right now and i have to be honest. i was right. i was completely right.
You wake up one day and discover you've lost control over a random action or feeling!
Spin the wheel to find out what!
This idea was submitted by @dbnekonico!
Yeah I think most people do
they should invent a hobby that doesn’t fuck your wrists
inspired by a rant i was going on elsewhere bc someone tweeted something very stupid and uninformed about hamlet and it got my back up as someone who took two single-text-focus english literature courses in college and they were on wuthering heights and hamlet, i now put it to all of you on here:
TAZZY DEVIL WHOOOOOOOO
For the people, Bryant and Robinson doing what may be the most insane pass I’ve seen
Reblog and put in the tags what you think of as “your” emoji(s)
i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today
I Want Your Sex (2026) ⟶ dir. Gregg Araki
If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.

no animal was harmed during the making of this video. not one. for the few minutes that we were shooting film, the guns of each hunter fell silent. the industrial bolt throwers observed a moment's peace and the jaws of every predator hung softly open. no fish bit any hook and the bait worms held off on drowning only until the cameras stopped. the tails of ruminants ceased to flick just as their attendant flies, in unison, landed on their flanks to catch their tiny breaths. a spider instantly stopped winding silk around a wasp, patiently waiting for the caesura to end. a young veterinarian paused with the syringe in their hand. somewhere, a colicky baby stopped biting its mother's nipple and nursed happily for the very first time. we're sorry. we're sorry it couldn't have been longer. we didn't know this would happen.


