what's up i'm FUCKED

We have asked girl for help countless times, now it is the time we offer her our help

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dolores just wants to sleep

they call it spongebob the musical because they sing song

no way. where do you learn this stuff

do i go in there?

your honor you must understand i was penis delirious

GIR!!! GIR WRITE THE CALLOUT POST

gir;

most of the male characters in breaking bad are bald because it’s easier to animate

funniest thing in the world is punching out at your job at the time you're supposed to and your boss acts all lowkey betrayed

i forgot i was autistic and ate whipped cream

lactose intolerant. i meant lactose intolerant.

yea OP is a silly goose :/ might wanna do your research next time before you reblog

just heard the austin powers theme playing faintly somewhere in the house, I’m the only one here

thinking about the guy on reddit that posted a pic of a giant water bug he put on his arm after flipping it over because it was on its back

the sequel: tarantula hawk in an open cup

wheres that pic of the person holding a blue ring octopus?

this is the only image on these internets that has ever seriously made me scream out loud. these things are like, among the most lethal animals on the planet

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits of of mountainsides. They crave that mineral.

Why is this back on my dash in 2018

Why is this back on my dash in the year of our tormentor 2021?

real tumblr veterans know this isnt even the ORIGINAL crave that mineral post, it’s a repost by the randy your sticks person because the OP of the true original supported child slavery and practiced therapy without a license

I hate this website

I love this website