vignir mahariel & alistair theirin
Commission portrait for @spookyshape 🌌
STOP saying the otherworldly powers are corrupting my mind godddddd. You literally wish you were us. I mean us. I mean me.
everyone who draws alistair beefy and broad-shouldered with a belly instead of a toned dehydrated muscle twunk is going directly to heaven
[manipulates you with a manifestation of your greatest and deepest wants by making myself your best friend if he was a girl who you could permissibly desire and have a child - and consequently a future in the eyes of your ideas of the world - with] oh btw said best friend is over there in the corner in the combination cuck chair and crucifixion lol
[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!
tragic! trans person no longer merely tolerating the act of existing just now realising their entire wardrobe is ass
got a migraine at work. had no pain meds with me. ofc this is also the day i have to call an ambulance to the workplace. due to a head injury. the kid was fine, but i had to talk to police + ambulance crew + worried parents while almost puking from the pain. the mom called me later like "he (the kid) is all fine i just wanted to inform u all since you seemed so shaken up!" thanks ma'am im seeing double from the pain i havent yet processed anything that happened




