Scott: Danny, you are gay, right?
Danny: Yes... I've been out and proud for years.
Scott: Do you know what bottom shaming is?
Danny: It's when people judge bottoms as being less masculine or inferior.
Scott: I understand.
Scott (yelling): Stiles! You were right, I was using the term wrong. I deserved to be cancelled!
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Sheriff Stilinski just wants a headcount for dinner. Instead, he gets front-row seats to Stiles threatening Derek, Derek denying soulmates exist, and perhaps the most gloriously awkward proposal in history.
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Erica: God! Just cause we're hot doesn't mean we have to have sex.
Stiles: We were talking about homework. I feel like you are having a completely different conversation on your own.
Scott: I was talking about homework, you were wondering what the most efficient way to cut an arm is.
Lydia: So, can we go back to the original topic? See how we are going to escape this haunted house.
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Stiles (clinking his glass): I want to make a toast for my dad.
Stiles: Who told me I couldn't be gay dressed like I usually do.
Stiles: Now I'm married to an alpha werewolf with abs for days.
Everyone: *clapping awkwardly*
Stiles: Where's Danny? Danny, remember how I kept asking you if I was attractive to gay guys.
Stiles: Well... Seems like I am attractive to guys with biceps bigger than my head.
Isaac (whispering to Derek): Is this how you imagined your wedding?
Derek: Word for word.
Should I write the continuation of this one?
Derek: Why did you insist on having a mirror behind me while we were doing it?
Stiles: From my angle I can't see it bounce.
Derek: See what bounce?
Stiles: Do you know why I always stay behind when we go running.
Derek: Because you can't keep up.
Stiles: Yes, but also because I like to see it bounce.
Derek: SEE WHAT BOUNCE!?
Stiles (clinking his glass): I want to make a toast for my dad.
Stiles: Who told me I couldn't be gay dressed like I usually do.
Stiles: Now I'm married to an alpha werewolf with abs for days.
Everyone: *clapping awkwardly*
Stiles: Where's Danny? Danny, remember how I kept asking you if I was attractive to gay guys.
Stiles: Well... Seems like I am attractive to guys with biceps bigger than my head.
Isaac (whispering to Derek): Is this how you imagined your wedding?
Derek: Word for word.
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