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| Transgender dude (he/him) | 26 | AUU AUU AAOUU |

My DIGITAL ZINE featuring most of my artwork from my Transmasc Riza AU is finally out!! With over 100 pages of artwork, doodles, little notes and guest art and writing from my friends across both versions, it is finally complete! with both SFW & NSFW versions, along with a bundle containing both of them for a discounted price, you can finally have it in your hands :3

Thank you so much to everyone who have supported me and patiently waited for this release, since I've been talking about it for months now. In my 10+ years of posting my art online it's the first time I make a fanbook!!! Exciting!!! And of course, a special thank you to my friends who accepted to be guest creators in this little project. I love you!

This zine was made to help with the costs from my own top surgery! So it would really mean a lot if You, who likes Riza Hawkeye, who likes Transmasc Riza Hawkeye, and who likes my art, considered taking a look 💕

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If you get a payment processing error when trying to purchase the zine, it is likely because Paypal Brazil requires me to accept some payments manually, but since it seems to be a thing exclusive to Brazil, some platforms don't understand that and say there was a processing error, when what actually happened is that the payment DID go through and is just waiting for a confirmation on my end. So please wait at least 24 hours before re-submitting payments! Once you notice the payment was confirmed, you can access the zines by checking your purchases on your itch.io account, or by submitting the same email you used to make the payment to get your purchases re-sent to you through this link: https://itch.io/docs/buying/already-bought

[08.07.2026 14:00 BRT] confirmed every purchase so far!

"Stop scrolling and please help me spread the word, because if I've landed on your page you're most likely either a black woman or someone who cares about black women and the simple phrase I'm about to share could help save a black woman's life.

Doctors are to black women what police officers are to black men. That may seem controversial but I believe it to be true and I speak from personal experience.

If you've seen this TikTok you know that a 2016 study showed that 50% of medical students and residents thought that black people couldn't feel pain the same as white people.

And we learned from this video that because of a 1999 study, to this day, there's a black correction factor for the creatinin levels in black people's kidneys, meaning we're less likely to recieve a kidney transplant if needed.

So if you go to a doctor, feel you aren't getting proper treatment or they refuse the treatment you've requested, say to them the following:

I will need you to document on record that you are refusing the treatment (or medicine) I've requested, and the reason you are doing so."

This works. I have used it in other situations. If medical staff have to document and take responsibility and be on the hook legally for doing shady shit they behave much differently.

If you weren’t already going to spread this advice because black women are at risk, then spread it because it’s applicable to everyone else as well, including you reading this.

But particularly women, and especially black women.

The reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein.

Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.

No carb, engine don’t start. No protein, engine dies out fast.

Easy carb add on:

  • Cookie
  • Fruit (canned or fresh)
  • Chips
  • Piece of bread
  • Popcorn
  • Crackers

Easy protein add on:

  • Nuts
  • Spoonful of nut butter
  • Cheese
  • Roasted chickpea snacks
  • Glass of milk (dairy or non dairy)
  • Small canned sausages or similar

Sugar in there.

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

Maid cleaning a massive chateau surely belonging to the richest people you’ve ever seen, and as she’s walking from room to room you notice that every single portrait is of her

You specifically understand