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it’s talking heads kermit friday
everyone has a ship thats just: theyre perfect. they hate each other. theyre married. they havent spoken in 15 years. they have date nights three times a week. theyre divorced. theyre pining, its unrequited. its requited. theyre starcrossed. theyre meant to be. theyre doomed by the narrative. they love each other. theyve never held hands. they wont stop making out at parties. they cant look each other in the eye
After the Duel 🗡️
(nudity (?) cw)
Create cool summer treats for your vampire with this one neat trick
Do the AI people know that the rest of us who never got on the bandwagon are still doing everything the same way we always have
The AI boom has changed literally nothing about my day to day life except I now have to work harder to get access to reliable information, all the important admin work is being done wrong, and I keep getting DMs letting me know the perfectly ordinary and plausible photo I liked was actually a fake image generated by a fascist to generate views and churn out ad money for the purpose of funding their tree-powered puppy-flushing toilet
"But how are you living life WITHOUT Doctor Leroy's Magically Invigorating Nerve Tonic? I can't imagine getting anything done without it!" <- old-timey 1800s guy who has been drinking crank and goat piss daily for the price of a shiny nickel
I hate job interviewing "why are you interested in this job" I'm literally not? I do not want to do any of this.
"what can you bring to the company?" apprx. 40 hours a week of vague attempts at labor. maybe less if you guys suck.
All k9 dogs are abused hands down if you post any pro k9 stuff on my dash you’re unfollowed I don’t care if we’ve been mutuals for years, you can claim to be anti-cop or a leftist or whatever but if you post k9 dogs with like “a good doggo! A good boy!” fuck off, if I lose followers over this then good riddance
It’s ALSO worth saying that police dogs serve a significant role in worsening police brutality. A dog trained to attack a human will maim them. A cop looses a police dog on someone, and that person is expected to peacefully cooperate while a dog is trying to tear their limbs off. It is very easy for those massive wounds to get infected. It is an absurd amount of violence. And beyond the initial attack, the fact that a “poor sweet innocent doggo” did this is used to excuse that brutality in court. Especially if the victim, panicking in the moment, lashed out at the dog. As this website has demonstrated many times, majority-white juries have more sympathies for injured dogs than the people of color who are most often victims of police brutality. So they’re not just systemic animal abuse, they’re also a tool for increased police brutality and to excuse
Does anyone have any good book or fanfic recs?
It should be yandere or something close to toxic/unhealthy relationship, co dependency.
I don't want downright smut books, a little if ok but not most of it
I'm open to dead dove too i guess but if it's too much I'll stop (sorry 😭)
Again books are ok and so are fanfics which includes character x reader/oc and character x character
I'm really bored lately and because this genre is all over my Tumblr I want more 🥲
You can comment or my asks are open for everyone
Thank you 😊
"dead dove: do not eat" means "please read the tags I'm not joking about them". it isn't a specific kind of content. So what do YOU mean, be specific and use the actual words to describe what you want.
I think my favourite yandere in published work right now is the very one-sided and fucked up homoerotic tension that alastor and vox have in Hazbin Hotel. There's a bunch of toxic relationships in that show, in fact basically all of them are, save for Husk/Angel Dust, so I think you'd enjoy that. And then there's TONS of fanfiction for that fandom so you'll have a lot to choose from.
Another good show for yandere is NBC's Hannibal, but I'm not sure if that's "too much" in the violence department for you. Again, lots and lots of fanfiction to choose from with that one too.
Both of these shows are created and written by queer people, and so are good queer rep, and have queer characters as the main characters.
(good queer rep means there are queer people writing and directing, NOT that the queer characters are morally good or even that the actors are queer. the "good" isn't about morals it's about who is telling whose story)
I've watched Hazbin Hotel
I've UNFORTUNATELY not watched Hannibal yet 😭 and I'll be honest I can't watch it soon because I'm working and just can't find time to start a new series (already behind Dexter🥲)
Can you please drop recs of Hazbin Hotel 🙏
Unfortunately I cannot, as I do not seek out yandere in fanfiction. @trellanyx do you have any recs for this neighbour?
Afraid not. I also don’t go looking for yandere fics, and anything else I’d recommend for toxic/unhealthy ships are very firmly “smut books”.
If anyone’s got a rec for scarlet, let ‘em know!
mutuals, out of curiosity what season were you born in and what's your favorite season?
Born in August, and summer was my favorite as a kid exactly because I didn't have to go to school from the end of June to the beginning of September. But as an adult, autumn is my favorite for food, temperature, and aesthetic reasons.
I was born in the dry season and it wasn't my favourite as a kid but it's my favourite now. Love that dry season. For the dryness. Best laundry conditions and pain levels.
Deep-sea angler fish mermaid poster from the Italian film: Il prato macchiato di rosso (1973)
long distance friendships are terrible what do you mean I can’t hug you or sit with you or lay on your floor when I’m bored what dO YOU MEAN







