frogs can't die but they do know god

doctor: cure is simple. go see clown

chronically ill patient: but doctor, I'm seeing a clown right now and he's not helping

the intended reading of this joke is that the doctor is being called a clown, but I also like people's alternate readings in the notes where a) the patient's partner is a clown, figuratively or literally, or b) the patient is hallucinating a clown everywhere they go

I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.

we have got to get americans healthcare

we kill the bat man

incredible progression of posts going on here

who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

not me it's get a bag thursday 💯🔥😤

anger spiral thursday 🤪🤪🤪

anomalocaris get it ass

anomalocaris get it ass

anomalocaris get it ass

“my friend is ALWAYS sick and cancelling our plans” it sounds like your friends life suuucks and you should check on them

One of the worst parts of being chronically ill is how lonely it gets. You need a community to help you but you realize just how conditional your friendships are on you being able bodied.

what the fuck

been in my head for days

Hey man spin kicks you (actually does spin kick you)