Home of the famous 9 mustard sandwich

got a noise complaint bcs my monkeys were making an amazing digital ruckus

if my name was molly id always introduce myself like “hi my name is Molly like the drug” and people would fall In Love with me Instantly

"its a texas chainsaw miracle"

Beer is a social animal if you have 1 you are ethically obligated to have another so it has a friend.

toe fingerman is a social animal if you have 1 you are ethically obligated to have a finger toeman so it has a mortal enemy

MAMDANI WENT ON GAYDAR??

male entitlement in academic spaces is so boring. can’t tell you how many times i’ve been in a class and a girl gives a short, insightful analysis, and then a dude raises his hand and says “jumping off of that…” then says literally the same thing she said but longer and worse.

I hate to be that guy, but it doesn’t just happen to women. The assholes who do that will do that to anyone who’s analysis isn’t sufficiently complex and long winded for them. 

Been done to me by people of both genders. 

Also I have been guilty of doing this, so I apologize. Because I was overly excited and just couldn’t wait to talk…. yeah. 

(Nothing is ever clear cut eh….) 

dude.

this is art

#a fun fact about tumblr is that if you dare to complain about a mundanely frustrating type of person#that exact type of person will appear in your notes as if summoned via a ouija board

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in the crib getting fucked up off that six seven

i bet on schlim dogs

I JUST LEARNED SOMETHING NOT GOOD