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"Don't be a penis, the man is a GENIUS!!" .............................................. Just a place to house my creativity. MINOR
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reasons to unfollow me:

  1. I’m pro abortion
  2. I believe that none is illegal on stolen land
  3. I’m a big feminist
  4. I believe that all billionaires are corrupt
  5. im a leftist
  6. im anti AI
  7. I think the uk bathroom law is stupid
  8. I hate and will never support Micheal Jackson , Conor McGregor, Jimmy Fallon , trump , Melanie Martinez , Johnny Depp , Mike Tyson and countless other celebrities i won’t name rn because it’ll take too long
  9. im Irish ….
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i keep seeing ppl say it’s ok to dislike star as long as you aren’t mad bc she’s getting in the way of your ship and im here to say it is NOT okay to dislike star ACTUALLY! that is my PRINCESS! and that is your QUEEN! YOU WILL PLEDGE FEALTY TO HER FROM THIS DAY!!!!!

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LJ’s Blooper list so far (that I’m aware of)

(Let it be known, this is from what I’ve heard/read, I do not have confirmed proof of the ones we don’t actively have clips/audios from)

• Starring at the flowers and forgetting his line

• Looking at the light and missing his cue

• Fly down during “No More Monster”

• Broke the ladder during “now, forever”

• Tripped going up the stairs

• Hit his head on the set going up

• “But IEIEIEAGH will die trying”

• Broke the chair during Bryant Park preformance

• “The most beautiful - beautiful- beautiful”

• Actually hit Ali during the punch

• Picked up noodles with bare hands

• Broke the fridge shelves

• Tipped the fridge foward

• Lost again to a chair during “secret comes out”

• Earring fell out

• “Everything we’ve gotten wrong”

• “Coke on the rocks, hold the ice”

• Sweater got caught in Shoshana’s necklace

• Stumbled during bows

• Harness wasn’t working during “Belong To Someone” and he walked around instead

IBS is such a shitty (pun intended) disease to have because if you eat the wrong thing once or drink a little too much caffeine or even just get a little anxious, you end up spending all day sweating on the toilet feeling like your asshole is being dipped in a vat of acid while multiple flaming knives jab your stomach from the inside. And everyone makes fun of you about it because it's the poop disease

As someone with IBS, and also as someone who firmly believes in celebrating the little things, I find it such a shame that I can’t share with people the tiny victory of finally pooping after a period of constipation. Like, I get to share my other small joys, like when a flare up alleviates or pain abates! But not the poop stuff. That’s pretty crappy (ba-dum-tss!)