I think magpep is severely underrated and should be mentioned more. Imagine you're a girl who has everything. A girl who's has everyone at your beck and call, under your spell, your fingertips, able to influence almost everyone and understand everyone and it doesn't matter that you don't let them speak, because you Can Say What They're Thinking anyways.

Then you meet a girl. A girl literally MADE for you it feels, someone who could join your gaggle of admirers and be at your beck and call like she is with her other friend and she fucking hates you. She thinks you're rude and obnoxious and arrogant. She doesn't like the way you speak over her, she speaks out against you in a way no one ever has. She's not like everyone else. She's special. She's new and unique and you want more of her you WANT more of her in your life. You're going to be BESTIES even if she kicks and screams the whole way through. And you think you're going to like the fight.

I have complicated feelings toward my narrative parallel

som screencap redraws I did when ep5 came out, I love the yuri

she literally wants her so bad its not even a joke

Ding ding!

on paper soap’s suspicions of taco are justified but in practice her and mic Are Fine their relationship is Good microphone hasnt changed whatsoever and is currently thriving, taco’s past would be iffy for anybody but taco ACTIVELY ENCOURAGES MIC TO GO BE WITH HER FRIENDS, shes not trying to isolate or be a jerk, so soap’s mistrust almost feels like jealousy she Needs to justify to herself instead of unpacking that those feelings might be petty ones, there is no justification for her suspicions of taco because she isnt Doing anything

No but seriously imagine it:

You're seeing Fruit Bowl on a concert. Everyone is having a great time. Fruit Bowl seems a little excited. "We have a surprise for you guys." Melon says. All of a sudden Lightbulb II comes out and start singing "All the people that I now see..." When she gets to the chorus, someone else starts singing... "I woke up when it was mornin', was a day like any other day..." Lights flash everywhere, and you see Lightbulb singing "I, I" along with FB, while Starfruit is singing "A Party". Everyone in the crowd is going wild and crying. Then if things couldn't get any better, Taco and Mic walk onto stage and kiss, holding the gay flag.

I'm sorry my fellow Marshbowers

There’s something deeply wrong with them it’s awesome

dude wait hold on. soap.

only talks shit about taco when she's not listening. is the first to call her relationship with mic codependent. confidently acts like taco is 100% of the problem in their friendship and never questions mic's role. attempts to plant subtle seeds of doubt in mic by questioning taco's growing relationship with teddy.

is the only one frustrated by taco and mic. nobody understands why. says taco needs to be held accountable but fails to specify what behaviour she's referring to. playing dirtier in the game and using manipulation and trickery to get her way.

dude. soap's jealous as fuck.

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1: soldiers regarded or treated as expendable in battle

2: an expendable or exploitable person, group, or thing