I will face god and walk backward into hell

just saw a chair so photogenic I had to reevaluate my feelings towards plastic furniture

do you see this. beyond ridiculous

I hired a wizard to cast png on it. effervescent

over 1k comments on instagram and basically every single one said the same thing 😭

spacex have just "landed" on the moon (hit it at over 9000km/h)

jesus fucking god

Him getting smaller and smaller as he walks up to the truck is some real Peter Jackson The Lord of the Rings forced perspective movie magic

the neopets team released special "styles" that make your pets different pride flag colors

and this has created the funniest neocash chat board ever

happy pride

I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should-

You’ll be sitting on my apparatus

I am infertile from eating sceted candles. The

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position