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So, please, hurry, leave me, I can't breathe Please, don't say you love me

people are always like ooouuuuugh you'll HATE working with [x] age group of kids and it's really never that serious every time

everyone has to work in the service industry at least once just to know what it's actually like to engage with the worst people on a regular basis I think

white people need to be banned from southeast asia unless a local can vouch that they're normal like im sick of the holistic wellness island retreat authenticity new age mystic third eye opening faux kundalini tantric interpretive dance island gentrification sex tourism self discovery shit they're always doing posting videos in elephant print sarongs writhing to shitty edm in the jungle somewhere in thailand ive had enough

me as a teenager: man it sucks to have no privacy or autonomy but i guess its for a good reason. when i turn 18 i will realise how young i was and understand why they did all that.

me as an adult: teenagers are an oppressed class, their abuse is normalised and systemic and they need to start killing people

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

not a leclerc fan or a tifosi but i just want to add that there is a track record of italians cheering for a foreigner in a ferrari instead of their fellow countryman if he is driving for another team. in fact they will cheer for anyone who allows ferrari to win even when it means he crashes

pov you're arvid lindblad and in the first half of your rookie season in f1, you:

  • got into q3 on your f1 debut, becoming one of the youngest drivers ever to do so and the first rookie to reach q3 since 2019
  • sat in p3 for a large part of your very first grand prix before eventually bringing it home in the points
  • + became one of the youngest drivers to ever score points in f1
  • then scored points in 7 out of your first 11 races
  • managed your tyres like a madman, pulling off a one stop strategy in the midfield
  • pulled off an overtake in monaco

I will know if Andrew Tate is ever within a one mile radius of me bc when it happens a fully loaded gun will materialize in my hand and I’ll suddenly and inexplicably gain the ability to fire it with sharpshooter level accuracy and will also be imbued w an in depth understanding of human anatomy vis a vis where to inflict maximum trauma to guarantee mortality but prolong suffering. And before I can even register what is happening I will take off running full speed in the exact direction of his location

“body shaming” and its recognizing nearly every celebrity in american media is either succumbing to extreme eating disorders that clearly r making them sickly or pushing things like ozempic bc ppl r obsessed with skinniness to the point of being ok with dying bc of it ….i for one think its more shameful that this has become so normal that ppl think ur weird for saying this isnt how the world should be 😭

I'm rewatching The Penguin 2024 and I still think that Sofia deserves a well written lesbian romance and not another weirdo of a man in her life.

Julian I see you and I hate you