are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

idk why people are still doing misogyny when supernatural perfected it 20 years ago. at this point its trite.

u know ur fucked when u skip every song

americans are like i was gifted child but also i didnt learn other countries existed until i was 35 years old

making this post ruined my life

I love living in 2026 because I go to Home Depot and buy a 5-gallon bucket for $4. I say I do not want an email receipt. They know my email anyway because I once ordered a mop online. They email me to ask how I like my 5-gallon bucket. I do not reply. They email me again. They would like my feedback. Reminder ‼️I have purchases to review. Did my 5 gallon bucket live up to my expectations? 3 minute survey!!

eating #myballs !

If you find a tumblr post comment or tag section with all three:

1. Recounting a completely bullshit folk etymology.

2. Ascribing a normal cultural behaviour to ADHD, Autism, Anxiety, or OCD.

3. Whole-heartedly admitting to doing/believing something deeply embarrassing and racist, unprompted.

It will give you access to the secret page that lets you leave this fucking website.

big fan of when you peel back all layers of a character and at the bottom of it there's love

why are they doing this? because they loved someone so much it caused the plot to happen. Grief counts btw

ESPECIALLY a big fan of when this isn't enough to make them a good person

We could have stopped here

we desperately need sex 2

i just know someone's going to mention kink. girl that's still sex 1. we had to invent BDSM cause we didn't have sex 2. tis but a pale reflection. but it's coming

kink reaches mayyybe like sex 1.3 if it hits just right

when sex 2 comes out what sorts of quality of life updates will be included to help draw in people who never really got into sex 1

more pleasurable. more intellectually stimulating. higher skill ceiling. more dynamic metagame. optionally more mental-emotional alignment between parties. less cleanup. more intuitive. more variety in sensation and activity to match diverse sensory tendencies. smoother integration with parties' coupled emotional processing. and so on

Fishing minigame.

Fishing minigame

let's blog forever ok?

oh that gap in my resume? i was imprisoned by the lizard king for a few years, it was a whole thing. big misunderstanding, completely exonerated. but that ties into the next item on the list, 2 years as consort to the lizard king. that was actually a volunteer situation

Ghosts of Circus past

I finally drew Abbylee (and Riley since they’re really really cool)

Yea