The Next Draft

No notes to give, plenty to take

A man on a literal mission to prove that not all politicians fool their voters & gaslight them

Surveillance state

Schrödinger's turtle

The horrible stuff that Republicans hid in their big bill, that the public won't discover until AFTER the elections

Florida and Ohio republicans are doing this successfully too. “Look at what a mess this place is! Can you believe democrats did all that?”

That word doesn't mean what you think it means

I’ve seen what makes you cheer

GOOD

Guilty conscience

Please stop screaming. Oh wait. That's me. My bad

PragerU came out as pro-pedophile

Perez Hilton’s karmic irony

Honestly, pretty believable at this point.

“Jewish community and Israel are not the same thing brother man” Thank you Jon Stewart!

We Pay Taxes for What?

As someone from South Carolina its insane how common this is