Imagine getting a howler at hogwarts and opening it and it literally being spoilers to every movie they haven’t seen yet screamed across the great hall, imagine all the muggleborns just screaming and dying inside as movies they couldn’t wait to see are being screamed across the great hall, and imagine these pure bloods who look so confused as random lines from movies like “spider man dies” or “it was all the aunts fault” being hollered around the room and their just like WTF and terrified for the deaths of all these people like what?!?!?? Who is this groot you speak of? CAN YOU IMAGINE!
Muggleborns at Hogwarts
Like so just imagine, a slytherin is picking on a muggle born and the hufflepuff just stood there obviously waiting for the slytherin to stop talking and then when he doesn’t and his comments just keep getting worse he just starts clapping his hands and stamping his feet like boom boom clap boom boom clap and all the muggle borns in the area just start coping him and surround the slytherin and slowly getting closer and the slytherin in just losing their shit and freaking out.
a scene HP books lack:
Ginny knocking on Dursleys’ door and after angry Uncle Vernon opens, she’s like: “Hello, I’m Harry’s girlfriend, he had probably mentioned I’d come?”
and Uncle Vernon is like “PETUNIA!!!”
and then the hell opens because 1. THE BOY HAS A GIRLFRIEND 2. Petunia realises Ginny looks like Lily
Omg amazing
