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Such is Life.

@thedevotchka / thedevotchka.tumblr.com

Books, Bands, Bill Skarsgård.
Fanfic writer, obsessive content consumer. Born in the ✩⋆90s⋆✩

Masterlist

Requests are TEMPORARILY CLOSED whilst I work through the ones in my inbox. Should reopen in a couple of months.

Authors Note: ALL my work is NSFW unless explicitly stated. I'm also on Ao3 - thedevotchka and won't be transferring over a couple of my longform fics from there, so please do check them out on Ao3.

Characters: Roman Godfrey (Hemlock Grove), Eric Draven (The Crow), Marquis Vincent Bisset de Gramont (John Wick Chapter 4), Boy (Boy Kills World) Eddie Barrish (Locked), Mickey (Villains), Henry (Battlecreek)

Roman Godfrey x Reader (Hemlock Grove)

Eric Draven x Reader (The Crow 2024)

Eddie Barrish x Reader (Locked)

Vincent Bisset de Gramont x Reader (John Wick Chapter 4)

Simon x Reader (I rymden finns inga känslor)

The Boy x Reader (Boy Kills World)

Henry Pearl x Reader (Battlecreek)

Clark Olofsson x Reader (Clark)

Willard Russell x Reader (The Devil All The Time)

Pennywise x Reader (It, Welcome to Derry)

Tony Kiritsis x Reader (Dead Man's Wire)

Dane x Reader (Naked Singularity)

Summary: Dane is the public defender on your brother’s case and he’s… less than attentive. So you track him down at a bar after work and make sure he’ll never forget your name or the rewards coming to him if your brother goes free.

Bill Skarsgård x Reader (RPF)

The Good Wife (Roman Godfrey x Reader)

Summary: Roman says being a housewife is easy. Roman says he’d love to switch places with you. Between burned lasagna and stained carpets, Roman will live to regret it.

Word Count: 7002

Warnings: NSFW, oral sex m&f receiving, hand stuff, unprotected PiV sex, dub-con, mentions of breeding, sub/dom switch dynamics

MDNI, fic under the cut

I know requests are closed right now, and that there are already FOUR of my reqs on your WIP-list, and any decent well-mannered person would just leave it at that… but I’m about to lose all my shame and shoot my shot anyway. I will give you the biggest puppy eyes, promise to behave myself until October, promise not to roll my eyes or snap at weird anons, and I’ll even try to fill my blog with something other than just reblogs (this is the hardest part, but maybe I’ll finally properly systemize and describe my classification of Romans? I'll figure something out).

Since you’re doing an alphabet for Simon, could you PRETTY PLEASE🙏 add Willard, Clark and Dane to it as well? Of course, you can totally say no, absolutely no hard feelings - except for one, deadly, eternal grudge (I'm JOKING, obviously). And of course, only if the person who specifically requested Simon doesn't mind (they won't mind, right? 🥹)

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MY REQUESTS ARE CLOSED... but not for you. Never for you! And the prospect of getting a formal classification of Romans? Even if it's just a maybe? YEAH, worth it.

I will do alphabets for Willard, Clark and Dane. I'll give them each their own post like Simon, and then add them all to the main list for housekeeping.

Love youuuuuuuu and your memes, @goosegreenwood

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The historical film *Emperor*—starring Adrien Brody as Emperor Charles V and Sophie Cookson as a young avenger—has been in release limbo since filming wrapped between 2015 and 2017, never having received a proper release. Until now: the film is finally set to be released in 2027. Bill Skarsgård is also part of the cast, playing Philip II of Spain.

The legacies people leave behind in you.

My handwriting is the same style as the teacher’s who I had when I was nine. I’m now twenty one and he’s been dead eight years but my i’s still curve the same way as his.

I watched the last season of a TV show recently but I started it with my friend in high school. We haven’t spoken in four years.

I make lentil soup through the recipe my gran gave me.

I curl my hair the way my best friend showed me.

I learned to love books because my father loved them first.

How terrifying, how excruciatingly painful to acknowledge this. That I am a jigsaw puzzle of everyone I have briefly known and loved. I carry them on with me even if I don’t know it. How beautiful.

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absolutely obsessed with these tags

August & September WIPs

Okay sooooo the majority of you guys said you wanted the WIP list in advance, thank you so much for voting! It's reassuring to know I'm not being an annoying tease posting this, and it really does help keep me on track with writing them! I don't have a planned posting order, but I'll probably alternate a Roman with a non-Roman each week considering how many Roman ones there are. This should take us all the way to October...

Roman Godfrey x Reader - Hemlock Grove

Amnesia (Roman Godfrey x Reader)

Summary: Roman Godfrey is a bully. Roman Godfrey hates you. Roman Godfrey is the reason you dropped out of school and spent five years in therapy. Headlights, too bright, and a crash. You wake up in the hospital with your husband beside you, promising to take care of you with tears in his pretty green eyes. There’s something… off about him, about all of it, but you can’t put your finger on exactly what’s wrong.

Pretty in Pink (Roman Godfrey x Reader)

Summary: You’re excited to show Roman your new lingerie set when he gets home, certain it’ll cheer him up after a long day at the office. You’re very, very right.

VOYER (Roman Godfrey x Reader)

Summary: Being the new kid is hard, but it’s easier when you have a friend. You’re paired up with Peter Rumancek for everything, and you don’t mind one bit that whispers and stares follow him everywhere. That is until you draw the attention of Roman Godfrey and not only can you not shake him off, but you also can’t seem to get anybody to see how dangerous he is, either.

SOMNO (Roman Godfrey x Reader)

Summary: Roman’s had enough. Every time his eyes close and he’s almost asleep you talk or you sigh or you nudge him. He’s sick of your sleepy voice whining about how tired you are, like being his little trophy girlfriend is so goddamn tiring. But he loves you, and you’re cute and innocent when you’re drowsy, and Roman knows a sure-fire way to get you tired enough to sleep.

Trust is a two-way street (Roman Godfrey x Reader)

Summary: Cameras flash, champagne pops. It’s the happiest moment of your life, with Roman down on one knee in front of your entire family. Until your golden sister announces she’s pregnant with your new fiancés baby, that is.

Like Candy (Roman Godfrey x Reader)

Summary: Roman feels like a whore in church, sitting on your bed amongst your plushies. You literally bounce from place to place, showing him your sparkly headbands and your lip balm collection and your fucking cat, like the hissing fluffball in your arms is the pussy he came to see. Bending you over your little pink desk isn’t going to work, so Roman invites you to play a game instead.

Take me to Paris (Eric Draven x Reader x Roman Godfrey)

Summary: The final part to Three’s Company and A King Dethroned. It’s been a month since you and Eric had taught Roman Godfrey a lesson, and Eric hasn’t been able to stop thinking about you for a single moment. He knows it’s dumb, he knows it’s borderline suicidal in fact, but his stupid heart and stupider cock lead him right to your door anyway.

Crawling Inside (Roman Godfrey x Reader)

Summary: Roman Godfrey is your boyfriend. The bruises on your wrists never heal, the bitemarks on your chest blacken and multiply, and Roman holds your hand and kisses each one and tells you you’re beautiful. You wish you could sleep. You wish you could believe him.

Through the Trees (Roman Godfrey x Reader)

Summary: It isn’t a surprise that somebody wanted to kill Roman Godfrey. You’re more surprised that it had taken eighteen years for somebody to try. The problem is that when you try to sacrifice an Upir to the devil, the thing that crawls out of the forest is way, way worse than your run-of-the-mill bloodsucker. Based on Jennifers Body.

Twenty Minutes (Roman Godfrey x Reader)

Summary: After a bet goes wrong during a routine tutoring session you find yourself in Roman Godfrey’s bed. It’s all Roman’s wanted for months and he has twenty minutes to show you exactly how good it feels to take on the bad guy.

The Good Wife (Roman Godfrey x Reader)

Summary: Roman says being a housewife is easy. Roman says he’d love to switch places with you. Between burned lasagna and stained carpets, Roman will live to regret it.

Of the Flesh (Roman Godfrey x Reader)

Summary: You’re not like other girls. That might sound like a cliché, and yeah, usually it is. But even the terrifying Dr Pryce feels a chill when you’re in his lab, and people can’t look you in the eye in the street, and Roman Godfrey takes one look at your wrongness and says: “Dibs.”

Eric Draven x Reader - The Crow

Every Inch (Eric Draven x Reader)

Summary: It’s your first time, and you think your boyfriend might actually be more nervous than you. When he fixes you with his intense gaze and asks you what you think you might like, you don’t imagine he’ll be able fulfil your desires so thoroughly, but then again there’s nobody like Eric Draven.

Like a Bird from a Worm (Crow!Eric Draven x Reader x Roman Godfrey)

Summary: Good and Evil. Black and White. Things are simple for Eric since surrendering his freedom to serve the balance. You see things differently, and despite your status as a superhero, you’re still against the execution of criminals without due process. So when Roman Godfrey, CEO Billionaire of Godfrey Industries and rumored supervillain lands on The Crow’s radar, you can’t stop yourself from intervening.

Full Throttle (Eric Draven x Reader)

Summary: You’re tired. The club was too loud, but the tips weighing down your bag take the sting out of the headache building behind your eyes. You step into the silent street, look left, right, left before crossing… and you’re almost mowed down by a bike that had appeared from nowhere. You flip him off and the guy turns around, looping back to pull up alongside you. You’re about to cuss him out when he takes his helmet off and all thought is erased from your brain by how goddamn hot he is.

Willard Russell x Reader - The devil all the time

Possession is nine-tenths of the law (Willard Russell x Reader)

Summary: Willard Russell has a staring problem. Folks say it’s just because he came back different after the war, that he has a couple of screws loose these days. But there’s nothing loose in the way he watches you. When Willard makes it abundantly clear that he’s interested there isn’t a damn thing anybody can do to stop him, and you’re not sure you’d want them to, anyhow.

Don’t know what you got (til it’s gone) (Willard Russell x Reader)

Summary: Willard reluctantly agrees to marry a girl from his mother’s church because he’s sick of the way she hovers over him like he’s about to break. You’re pretty, and sweet in that innocent, homegrown way Willard’s never been able to understand. You drag him on dates, and he sullenly endures them. It shouldn’t be a surprise when you call off the engagement, but watching you walk away from him is the single worst moment of Willard Russell’s life.  

A Whole Mess of Young’uns Willard Russell x Reader)

Summary: Willard is lying in the goddamn gutter when he meets the love of his life. He picks himself up, quits the bottle and becomes a man worthy of your affection. He’s ready to give you everything you’ve ever dreamed of – the house, the dog, and a whole mess of young’uns.

Insatiable (Willard Russell x Reader)

Summary: God was not with him in the Solomon Islands. God did not protect his friends from their deaths, but when Willard returns home and finds you soft and warm and waiting he knows that keeping you safe whilst he was gone is more than he could ever have hoped for. It’s the hardest thing he’s ever done, waiting for his wedding night to have you in the only way that counts, but he does it. The problem is that once he’s tasted you, there’s no force on heaven or earth that can make him stop.

Simon x Reader - I rymden finns inga känslor

NSFW Alphabet with Simon

Summary: I don’t know how well this will work for Simon, but I got the request so I’ll give it a go and then probably add it to the NSFW Alphabet post where the rest of the boys are.

Overstim (Simon x Reader)

Simon hasn’t been able to stop thinking about you since you jerked him off with your hand over his mouth. He’s desperate for more, and he’s willing to submit to whatever evil plans you have in mind for just a little more of your attention.

The Boy x Reader - Boy Kills World

BOYTOY (Boy x Reader)

Summary: He’s cute. Muscular and sharp and feral, and he’s tied to your chair. Glaring up at you from pretty green eyes, every inch of him rippling with fury. There’s little point in beating him, this boy has known nothing but cruelty his whole life, if the rumors of the shaman are to be believed. You decide to take a considerably more… creative approach to torturing this touch-starved virgin.

Bill Skarsgård x Reader - RPF

Playing Footsie (Bill Skarsgård x Reader)

Summary: You hadn’t seen Bill Skarsgård in five years, so sitting down opposite him at the Chanel Tribeca Festival Artists Dinner comes as a bit of a fucking shock. Heads will roll tomorrow, but for tonight, you’re stuck trying your best to ignore him whilst Bill does everything he can to work you up.

Hopelessly Devoted (Priest!Bill Skarsgård x Reader)

Summary: There is safety in the cloth. Purpose in the collar. Purity in the prayer. Father Skarsgård does everything he can to stay away from temptation, to stay away from the pretty girl in the front row on Sundays. But then you turn up in his office with tears in your eyes and confession on your lips, and Father Skarsgård is just Bill underneath all that piety.

Mark x Reader - Assassination Nation

Mary, Mary (Mark x Reader)

Summary: Salem High School is a lot like all the other high schools you’ve been enrolled in, but Mark isn’t like all the other boys and you’re willing to do what it takes to get him to notice you.

Mickey x Reader - Villains

Patience is a Virtue (Mickey x Reader)

Summary: After Mickey almost screw up another heist by pulling his gun too early, you decide to teach him a lesson on the importance of patience. Mickey doesn’t like cock warming, not at all, but he has very little say in the matter once he’s tied to your bed.

Eddie Barrish x Reader - Locked

All Your Gold (Eddie Barrish x Reader)

Summary: Privilege. It’s a word that’s followed you since the day you were born, and it’s never bothered you. Until you meet Eddie Barrish and for the first time ever you see how privilege can be a dirty word.

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Okay, besties... I’m hoping to have chapter one of my Eric fic up by next Sunday at the latest. 🤞🏻

In the meantime, I figured I’d take a page out of @thedevotchka ‘s book and give you guys a little peek at some of the other requests I’ve been working on:

Roman x Childhood Friend

They grew up together, but she moves away for a few years. When she comes back during senior year, Roman realizes ignoring his feelings isn’t as easy as it used to be. Expect mutual pining, unresolved tension, and probably a little enemies-to-lovers energy because these two don’t know how to communicate.

Roman x Fuckbuddy

Roman’s friends-with-benefits casually mentions she’s going on a date with another guy, and suddenly he’s dealing with a strange feeling he can’t quite place...

Unfortunately for him, it’s jealousy.

Roman x Reader Who Suspects He’s an Upir

I’m still ironing out the plot for this one, but trust that Roman is going to have the time of his life thinking this reader has a crush on him and that’s why she acts so weird around him. Meanwhile, he’s completely oblivious to the fact that she’ terrified of him.

Looking forward to allllll of these

Anonymous asked:

please write something anything about mickey, keith, merkel or dane. the forgotten boys 🙏🙏🙏😭

Motivation (Dane x Reader) - Naked Singularity

Summary: Dane is the public defender on your brother’s case and he’s… less than attentive. So you track him down at a bar after work and make sure he’ll never forget your name or the rewards coming to him if your brother goes free.

Word Count: 4346

Warnings: NSFW, oral sex m!receiving, that’s kinda it for this one!

A/N: DANE! Writing for Dane has been so fun!

MDNI, fic under the cut

“I’m really fucked this time, sis.” Your little brother stares off into the distance, eyes red rimmed and set against deep shadows like he hasn’t slept in weeks.

“Not necessarily. Some of these charges are bullshit.”

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Hey so did you guys know there's a 100 link limit for a single post on Tumblr? Because I DIDN'T and I just hit it... so I need to create character masterlists to clean up the links on the main masterlist. Really sorry about the incoming spam of these... please ignore!

WHEW, all done. Thank you for bearing with me!

Oneshots (Bill Skarsgård x Reader)

Summary: At your friend Eija's 21st birthday you come face to face with the first boy you ever kissed.

Summary: FINALLY, a part II to The Blueprint. You’re invited to attend Eija’s parent’s anniversary party, and seeing Bill again has you reflecting on your first time.

Summary: You've landed your first real writing job, working with the pros. The problem? The lead actor, Bill Skarsgård, seems to hate you.

PART 1

Summary: SFX makeup artist by day, dominatrix by night. It’s whatever pays the bills frankly, and you’re good at compartmentalizing. That is until the bratty actor you’re working with finds your ad in the paper and books a session.

PART 2

Summary: You’re not looking for a BDSM relationship. You don’t need a daddy to keep you in line, and you prefer to take control in the bedroom too, thanks very much. Until a man steals your sandwich and takes you on the weirdest date of your life, that is.

Summary: After accidentally snubbing a pretty reporter on the Met Gala red carpet, Bill gets a second chance at a first impression when he bumps into you outside the YSL afterparty.

Summary: You love your apartment. You love the city, and your job, and your crazy friends. You don't love your grouchy next door neighbor and all his goddamn whining.

Summary: You don't have the energy for love, and Bill doesn't have the time for commitment. Signing a contract and seeing the number in your bank account skyrocket is the best decision you ever made.

Summary: You’re a makeup artist working on The Crow, painstakingly applying Bill Skarsgård’s makeup for hours every day. It would be hard enough to focus just looking at him, but Bill seems determined to make your job a million times harder.

Summary: Bill knows that skipping out of work early to get home when he’s hired a babysitter is kinda not the point. But you’re so pretty, and you’re sweet and you’re interested in him. And after a bad breakup and learning to navigate fatherhood on his own, he just really, really likes your company.

One Shots (Tony Kiritsis x Reader)

Summary: You don’t know much about Tony. You can hear him yelling at the radio sometimes through your shared wall, and he seems friendly enough if you pass him in the lobby. When you wake up tied to a bed in an apartment that mirrors your own, you realize you may have seriously underestimated your mild-mannered neighbor.

One Shots (Pennywise x Reader)

Summary: Pennywise has been alone for a very long time, and that’s exactly how it should be. It’s easy to forget the cage when the prey is abundant. Which is why you moving in, with your too-loud vibration and your insatiable appetite pisses Pennywise off. Big time.

Summary: Ducking into the sewer is never a great idea in Derry, but there’s a gang of nasty boys hot on your heels and you decide to take your chances. Running into the monstrous entity that haunts the town is less than ideal, until you discover it’s thirst for flesh mirrors your lust for revenge. If only you can keep it’s appetite from swallowing you whole. 

One Shots (Willard Russell x Reader)

Summary: He’s your older brothers friend before he goes to war. A little teasing, a lot flirty. And you’re not like... waiting to him to get back or anything. But you miss him a whole lot when he’s gone and you can’t seem to get yourself going for any other boy that asks you. He comes home different. Quiet, haunted. When you overhear his momma say she’s scared he won’t come through it, you make it your personal mission to bring him back to life by whatever means necessary.

One Shots (Clark Olofsson x Reader)

Summary: Clark and his friends break into your family's summer house and you catch them. Whilst Clark sends his boys back to the mainland he comes back for you.

Summary: After finally convincing the pretty bank teller to go out with him, Clark finds himself more interested in her wallflower personality than he means to be. He almost feels bad about skipping town on you. Or he would, if he cared about that sort of thing. When he robs the bank six months later and sees the very obvious swell of your belly, he is, for the first time in his life, speechless.