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someone on reddit shared texts of her and her husband's exclusive english dialect and it's beautiful

a linguist is analyzing it

official linguistics post

it doesn't matter which country we're talking about here, if someone from any country in the world says "oh where i am from there is simply no racism", you not only shouldn't believe them, but you should actually never take them seriously about anything ever again.

fun fact: the producer for the Scooby-Doo movies is named Dick Suckle

he was born in 1969

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tragedy alignment chart (x)

red hood lost days

Ok so thanks for voting on this but i need you to reblog it too

my house is scary at night

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

We could have been eating him

my noble and wise rare pair vs your crazy reaching stupid crack ship

im collecting them

I ended up having a really interesting conversation with some people at the bus stop today. They were getting out of some sort of ‘clean and sober’ meeting and had starting saying how they were so bored because they didn’t have anything to do, and had to stay at home because all their old friends would pull them back. So I said something like, ‘So this is the time to do all the stuff your parents told you they didn’t have money/time for!’ “Whatcha mean?” “You know, like when you were five and you REALLY wanted to have that toy or do that thing and you were like, ‘Please mom please I gotta have this I gotta go do this’ and they went ‘Hell no you think I’m paying for that do you want to goddamn EAT?’ “ And this light went on in their eyes. The lady is going to go check thrift stores for an Easybake Oven and I told her about Wilton cake decorating classes. The dude is going to Griffith Park and ride horses, because, ‘I always wanted to be a cowboy, and you can’t drink when you’re on a horse ‘cause you’ll fucking die!’ Fuck it. This is what being an adult is. Sure it’s bills and work and relationships, but damn it, it’s also time to do the things you LIKE. I signed up for a free class/lecture on Water Gardens. I’m going. It’s time.

Jill. Jill you are wonderful.

no joke, this is such an important aspect of overcoming trauma. I mean the trauma of abusive parents, the trauma of broke ass parents who got toxic because of it, the trauma of capitalism. Like fuck it. Go to Wrestlemania. Build a shit ton of terrariums.

How i live my life. No regerts

How it feels when someone prevs you

Im.. Soft 🥺🥺🥺

cr. 

12/22/2023