★•°~*I'm evil now*~°•★

And when death finds me, I hope it whispers, “Come now, the fight is done,” and takes my hand gently, like an old friend who understands why I’m so tired. I hope it says, “You've carried enough, let me hold this weight for you.” I hope it promises, “Here there is quiet. Here you can rest.."

worked with a very pretty sample today, so I took a bit home. No clue what it actually is tho

"finger licking good implies the existence of toe sucking evil"

yeah bitch that's me

all these finance larper bros tell people to invest in "companies" or "crypto". You're not ambitious enough, you're just scratching the surface. I invest in the simulated lives of alien children, we are NOT on the same level. My alien baby just won a fight to the death, so the value is going up.

I don't oversleep, I slumber...

and who dares to awaken me?

A visitor? Hm... indeed, I have slept long enough.

Everyone in the world has to take a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. The red one does nothing, and the blue one also does nothing.

which do you press?

YAY!!!

my uranium teacup finally arrived :DDD

my beloved

Oh for fucks sake, they refunded the god damn uranium I ordered off ebay because it's apparently "too radioactive" and "isn't possible to ship internationally" and "sent a warehouse worker into the hospital with severe radiation poisoning"... GUHHHH

You know how hard it is to find a good seller?

I fucking hate border control, stupid governments...

So I'm going about my day, organ harvesting as usual. Then I see that some fucker has a gummy bear in his heart...

HOW???? HOW DID YOU GET IT IN THERE

People are really weird nowadays smh my head

I care not for your labels. Gender is a spook

You don't hate me enough, i just get ignored. Boring asf. Send me a death threat or something jeez...

"How's your lifestyle, do you eat well?"

"I drink 3 times a day and eat occasionally"

"good to keep a- wait what?"

decided to delete almost all of my older posts from before I turned evil

noone wants to listen to that pathetic ass bitch, goodbye

So there's a giant magical orb outside, made of pure energy, that you are not allowed to look at, and if you do it you will be blinded by it

and everyone is just ok with that???

I don't just doom scroll, I evil scroll, mischief scroll even. My magical scrolls bring doom and suffering.

Happy new year... NOT. I hope this is NOT your year, I hope you will DIE this year. I hope you make NO change to your life. You will NOT make it.

fuck you 🎉🎉🎉🎆🎇2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣6️⃣🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈