clowns 🤡
I had done this for the clown week but for reasons I couldn't finish it in time (I still had more characters in mind to add but if I continued it would never end) but I thought it would be a waste not to publish it so I decided to do it postscript: if you have a character clown branch (classic clowns, jesters, mimes, pierrots, etc.) who that you like and is not here, put it in the comments and I will take it into account for next year! :o]
oh what's this? the top five most dramatic f1 storylines of 2026? oh well SURELY george russell will be on this article? SURELY the guy who has gone SEVERAL RACES in a DOGSHIT car that his OWN TEAM refuses to fix will be on it? SURELY the driver whose BOSS made a thinly veiled THREAT to FIRE HIM and then proceeded to GO ON HOLIDAYS with another driver who ISN'T EVEN ON HIS TEAM will be on it?
oh yeah no kimi antonelli of course. dang it why didn't i think of that.