my type is whatever this is
imagine being valeria’s pillow princess UGHHH
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she has your legs wrapped around her waist in missionary, her silicone strap sliding in and out emitting embarrassing squelching noises from your pussy. she has her mouth latched to your neck, sucking dark splotches all over your skin.
“valeria,” you whimper, the tip of the strap nudging your cervix. your thighs trying to close every time she does so, only to be restricted by her hands pushing them apart.
“thaaat’s it, mi ángel, let me do all the work, hm?” she whispers. you can feel her smug grin against your ear because she knows that your place in bed will always be taking whatever she gives you.
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Hybrids I think the cod men would have and a quick reason why!!! Tw: (smut)
Kyle: Doggie hybrid!!! I think Kyle is a really active and needs a partner that is active and wants to run around in his backyard. I also think his sex drive is a big higher since he’s younger then most so he needs someone to keep up ⊂(◉‿◉)つ
Price: Bunny hybrid!!! Since he’s older and can’t keep up with a dog hybrid he’d want a more calmer hybrid. I see him being content with just feeding you sweets while you sit on his lap along with playing/chewing on toys. His sex drive is lower and he ’ll happily sit back and let you ride him. (⸝⸝⸝O﹏ O⸝⸝⸝)
Ghost/simon: people think he wants a big rough and tough dog hybrid but I see him with a smaller dog hybrid. He wants a small lap hybrid that will snore with him on the couch. He wants walks and cuddles. Very very lazy sex with this guy, I think he prefers to spoil you and sleep. ٩(˘◡˘)۶
Alejandro: lazy little kitty hybrid!!! He wants to come back from missions and have you lay on his lap while he wiggles a toy and watching you swat it. If a mission goes wrong he’s rough but praises his “pretty kitty” for taking it!!!! Gives you a really feminine collar regarding of gender because he likes the design more. ヽ(^o^)ノ
Vladimir: wolf/wolf dog hybrid! he’s never 100% in it for the relationship and does want you to work for him. So you’re often seen by him on a collar but on full gear to help him/protect him. He sort of cuddles you??? but it’s mostly sex at the end of the day. (ಠ╭╮ಠ)
Valeria: mouse hybrid!!! She wants a small little hybrid to cuddle with at the end of those stressful missions! Loves loves loves your round ears and enjoys spoiling you with treats. Much less sex since she’s the least around but when she is she’s alllll up on you. Cuddling, gifts, kissing. You feel very loved even when she isn’t around! And lots of gentle sex! She does most of the work
König: leopard hybrid!! He wants a big kitty to sit on his lap while he pets you!! A weighted blanket!!! He wants a hybrid that’s taller than him so he can feel pampered so he enjoys getting groomed by you. I also think you are a sub top in the relationship when it comes to him!! ( ๑॔˃̶◡ ˂̶๑॓)◞♡
hear me out.
Reader who's callsign is 'stalker'
Not because she's particularly quiet or follows people,
But because she knows everything about everyone.
Knows that soap and ghost are sleeping together.
Knows that Laswell has a wife.
Knows that the new medic is infatuated with Gaz.
Knows that Soap lost his notebook recently....and she's got it.
Knows that Price blames himself for soap almost dying on a recent op.
Knows that Ghost is hiding some pretty big secrets about his past.
Knows that Alejandro is Valeria's brother. (He doesn't even know that.)
Knows where Valeria is, and how to find her.
Knows Grave's agenda and how to crush it.
Knows that the kitchen restocks every tuesday at 2am, and that's why she always seems to get the good rations.
Knows that Kortac is starting to collaborate with Laswell on certain things.
Knows that Gaz isn't all human.
Hell, all of them aren't.
Especially her.
you’re a child of divorce except it’s for your sugar!parents, valeria & alejandro.
you were their little princessa, always being spoilt. valeria was obsessively controlling, keeping you in her bed, soft in moisturiser and silk, rolling in jewels. she was tempted to get you a fat, heavy collar too, if it weren’t for alejandro.
instead of listening to his woman, he wanted to take you out. let you travel the world, go shopping wherever you wanted, and know that it was because of his money.
valeria didn’t like that one bit, and the cracks in your arrangement started to show.
most obviously in the sex.
what was once absolute pampering for you (who can get you to cum first, who can get you to cum the most, etc., etc.) has now turned into hate sex, and you’re stuck in the middle.
they’re growling and spitting at each other in a spanish that makes it impossible for you to keep up — not that you’re entirely there in the first place.
with alejandro underneath you, rutting into your ass with your back collapsed on his chest, your body was already jelly. but pair that with valeria slamming into your panocha with your favourite strap? you honestly couldn’t care less about what they were arguing about through you, not with the way you could feel the two lengths sliding against each other through the thin internal wall.
you do, however, care when you wake up chained to a silky bed in a foreign place, valeria grinning like a cheshire cat when she murmurs, “he won’t be bothering us anymore, princessa.”
