"average narrator is unreliable" factoid actualy just statistical error. average narrator is by default reliable. Unreliable Narrator Gideon Nav, who doesn't give a single fuck about necromancy in a series about necromancy, who at all times is thinking about boobs and/or swords, and whose entire existence has been shaped by the deeply fucked up and mutual obsession between herself and Harrowhark Nonagesimus, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

lover of mine
Lee Donghyuck has everything. The perfect career, perfect reputation and perfect fiancée. You have nothing except a dead-end job at his law firm and a hopeless crush that borders on obsession. When Donghyuck starts paying attention to you, it feels like a miracle. Like being chosen. Like finally becoming someone worth looking at. The problem is that everyone knows what happens to the girls he notices: they cry, they quit, they disappear. But you're different. At least, that's what you keep telling yourself.

haechan (donghyuck) x reader, smut + angst!!!, office affair

words-> 10.6k words (what the helly, my longest fic so far!!)

content-> lots of smut!!!, dry humping, oral (m.receiving), vaginal penetration, breeding, choking, spit + cum eating, slapping, toxic relationship dynamics, emotional manipulation, cheating, degradation (if u squint), power imbalance, obsession, hyuck is an asshole , unreliable narrator!!!

cami's notes at the end :3

When it comes to unreliable narrators, so many people assume that means the narrator is lying, malicious, or straight up evil, but there are so many kinds of unreliability, it usually just means biased in one way or another.

Emma Woodhouse from Emma is unreliable in that she's Clueless, as the modern high school adaptation so beautifully spelled out

Katniss Everdeen from The Hunger Games and Sophie Hatter from Howl's Moving Castle are unreliable in that they have a low opinion of themselves which hides how awesome they are (Katniss also projects her motivations/ways of thinking onto others, and is hilariously wrong most of the time. Peeta is just sad Katniss, it's not a scheme)

Nick Carroway of The Great Gatsby is unreliable in that he hides himself and heavily judges others.

Coriolanus Snow in The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes is unreliable in that he buys his own justifications and does not understand that he's the villain.

The only unreliable narrator I remember who straight up lied and meant to deceive the reader is Amber Reynolds in the aptly named Sometimes I Lie

Honestly, Gilbert Markham from The Tenant of Wildfell Hall shows us so many of his faults and prejudices (which he is clearly now ashamed of) that I have trouble seeing him as unreliable at all, despite that novel being told half in his first person narration.

And Nelly Dean of Wuthering Heights, as far as I can tell, is unreliable mostly in that she manages to have compassion and love for almost all of these insane, self-destructive, Gothic rich people

professor!simon riley x professor f reader

Rumor has it that war veteran professor Riley from War Studies and the Literature professor are definitely sleeping together.
Or : where you and Simon are definitely NOT dating— but somehow, the entire student body is convinced you are. There's even a fan club for it. On Telegram.

Pt2 🐙

[anonstudent4ever]: guys i just walked past riley's office and guess WHO was in there again.

[bookedandbusy]: let me guess. the lit prof in her lil trench coat and smug aura???

[anonstudent4ever]: BINGO. door wasn't fully closed either. risky little freaks 🏃‍♂️

[chaoticneutral]: they are so obviously boning it's killing me. my tuition is paying for them to make heart eyes over WWII artillery maps 😫

[hotgirlwithacitation]: update: they sat next to each other at the faculty mixer. she laughed at something he said 😧☕

[jeremyonice]: They shared a coffee in the faculty lounge. We have EYES 🕵️‍♂️ Stay sharp, team

[tenurethirst]: what could Simon Riley possibly say that's funny. like what's he gonna do. war joke?? "haha remember the Geneva Conventions?"