#sw

I appreciate The Empire Strikes Back for being the only time I can think of when a character just shot their enemy as soon as they saw them without pausing or having a dramatic moment beforehand.

I think one of the best and unintentionally funniest worldbuilding aspects in Star Wars is the reasoning of why did Bail and Breha adopt Leia instead of having their own children. Leia is first established as the princess of Alderaan before she is written to be Luke's sister. So now we need to figure out how she got to Alderaan. She was adopted because she needed to be hidden and separated from her brother. Bail was placed there to be one of the only people who knew so there would be a reason why it was them who got her. They specifically wanted a daughter. Why? Because Alderaan is a matriarchal society, so they needed a princess. Why didn't the Queen and her husband have biological children? Because they can't. Why? Because the Queen can't have kids. Why? Because she got injured as a teenager and got her internal organs replaced and her body can't handle a pregnancy. How did she get injured so badly? She fell off of a mountain. How did that happen? She was climbing it. Why was the future Queen climbing a mountain in the first place? Because she needed to go through three challenges in order to inherit the throne and one of them required her to go through something physically impressive. Why? Because before that they just held a Battle Royale for all the heirs and the one left alive got the throne and they at some point figured out that maybe they shouldn't be doing that, actually. Oh, okay.

and this man has the audacity to say red doesn't suit him...

Don't think about any part of this too hard, it was supposed to be pose practice and then it turned into a crack what-if-ben-stayed-on-mandalore au. I do what I want.

Mando Kenobi is so fun tho, it's giving me ideas

do people not understand that the point of legalizing sex work is regulating sex work. so that sex workers can like, be legally protected if they experience violence and such violence can be prevented by putting legal guard rails in place. instead of our current system that leaves sex workers with no recourse or protection

edit: decriminalizing is probably the better way to go over legalization according to SWers, my wording was clumsy in the original post

why would jedi need robes if not to hide padawans under them

space chicken parm indicates the existence of space american-italians indicating the existence of space new jersey thereby indicating the existence of space tony soprano do you follow

Before going into harm’s way, check your armor. THE MANDALORIAN AND GROGU (2026)