too big, won’t fit.
in which.. robins jokes aren’t far from the truth. or steve has a size kink. or praise kink. or both.
warnings: pinv, unprotected sex, (basically) end of the world sex, size kink, praise kink, creampie mention, semi public sex, big dick!steve(canon), rough!steve if you squint,
robin thought she was joking when she spoke.
steve couldn’t believe the things robin thought she was joking about.
you knew she wasn’t joking.
you had gathered from murray’s reaction to your response that he had thought you were just adding onto the joke. by the looks of everybody else in the room, they did too.
it was a relief, to say the least, that nobody thought anything of the crude humor that was floating throughout the conversation.
it was an even bigger relief when you and steve were put on watch duty within the radio station.
