Big Dick Energy
Superman x reader
Summary: What happens when Superman responds to your 3AM thirst tweets
Warnings: sexting, flirting hehe, cybersex/phone sex, masturbation, descriptions of cunnilingus
a/n: I lowkey have midterms in a few weeks so i'm trying to post the few drafts that I have and get ready to kinktober lol. also I have a new series i'm working on but I gotta finish Super! first even tho I don't know how to end it lmaoo
It’s well past midnight when you realize your cheek has gone numb from pressing the phone to your ear for so long.
“…I’m just saying,” your best friend slurs on the other end, half asleep and completely unserious. “He has to know what he’s doing, wearing that suit.”
You grin, rolling back onto your bed. The only light in your room is the soft glow of your laptop and fairy lights strung across the ceiling. There’s zoomed in, paused footage from Superman’s last public appearance on your computer screen. He’s hovering over the smoking ruins of a half collapsed bridge, cape whipping behind him in the wind.
“I knew you were going to bring up the suit,” you giggle, picking at a stray thread on your comforter to keep your hands busy. “It does look… different”
“Tighter,” she sighs dramatically. “Like maybe his PR people or whoever fixed it up after that last big fight. Like, ‘Hey, while we’re reinforcing the heat resistance, let’s really accentuate the assets’.”
You press your lips together, trying not to laugh. “You think superman has a marketing department?”
“Babe, if I looked like that, id have a marketing department too.”
That breaks you both into quiet laughter. The kind thats muffled, but delirious gigging that only happens at ungodly hours. Hunched over and clutching your stomach when you’re too tired to be reasonable.
The two of you die down, then she yawns so loudly you flinch.
“God, okay, it’s like three. I need to sleep. We can thirst over supershit more tomorrow.”
- ON A LEASH
pairing: 18+ smut sub loser house-husband clark kent x mean wife reader (they love each other i promise) warnings: uhhh idk sex, mean reader degrading and punishing subby clark , not proofread i never cared wc: 2.5k a/n: finally finished this !!! thanks anon for this idea , and also this super sexy pic of mia goth and alexander skarsgard that slightly inspired this. as always, pls like and reblog, send reqs, and constructive criticism is always welcome !!!
if clark strived to be anything, it was to be a good husband. the moment he met you, he knew that this was his purpose, to be subservient under someone he loved. maybe it was some sorta psychological thing, some loose screw produced by the unorthodox way he lives and was raised, but he knew one thing to be true: he craved submission.
it was ironic, given… well, everything about him. he was tall, buff, handsome, strong, super-powered—quite literally hailed the “man of steel”—but when the suit was off, he just wanted to give it all away. of course, when he met you—a woman of an opposite need, a need to control and humiliate seemingly every person you run into—he was head over heels.
he quit his job at the planet, learned how to cook, learned how to clean, all within one month of dating you, because he knew this was his purpose, superman stuff aside. seeing you happy because of him, or at least satisfied, was his sun. sure, his dignity and feelings were at the expense of said satisfaction, but that was something he was entirely comfortable in giving up.
let you make me juno
pairing: butch!clark kent x reader
summary: after attending a coworker’s baby shower together, clark tries to figure out how to get you pregnant.
word count: 1.6k
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content warning: 18+ only!!!!! this is literally breeding kink the fanfic™. kinda proofread if you squint. clark gets baby fever and makes it the reader’s problem. gotta love her!! mild rough sex and overstimulation. brief mention of fingering and oral sex (both r!receiving) clark fucks you with an EJACULATING STRAP!!!! creampie in a way 💘💘. mating press position and tummy bulge. might be my best smut yet i fear.
a/n: HIII GUYS!!! i am so sorry for not posting. my life has been soooo crazy lately and not only did i not have the time to write, but i was struggling with writer’s block. this fic was also only supposed to be 500-800 words, WHOOPS! hope you all enjoy it. reblogs and comments are appreciated especially when tumblr hates me 😁😁.
It doesn’t start with a positive pregnancy test. Or a conversation about kids. Instead, it starts with a coworker’s baby shower.
Or rather, a baby being forced into your arms despite your objections.
