Emotional Support Boobs™
💌 Harry Potter x fem!Reader
💭 cozy, stress-napping, non-sexual boob appreciation, clingy boyfriend, “they make him feel safe,” soft comfort ficlet
A/N: I've had this in my drafts for a while, so while I work on some other one shots, enjoy this!
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It starts with a nap.
Or more specifically—Harry flopping onto your bed face-first with a groan and winding up with his face planted directly in your chest. You expect him to move, to roll off, to apologize even.
He doesn’t.
He sighs. Deeply. Like he just found the exact frequency of peace.
“…I’m not moving,” he mumbles.
And he doesn’t.
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Turns out, Harry really, really likes your boobs.
Not like that. (Well…) It’s not sexual. Not right now.
It’s emotional support.
When he’s tired? Face in your chest.
When he’s anxious? Grabs one. Squeezes it like a stress ball. May or may not kiss it softly through your shirt.
When he’s jealous? Burrows into your cleavage and sulks like a Victorian fainting wife.
“Harry.”
“Mmph. I’m recalibrating.”
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He says they’re soft. Warm. Smell like you.
They help him sleep better.
He doesn’t know why. They just make him feel… safe.
Like the world isn’t so heavy when he’s curled into your chest with your hand in his hair and your heartbeat right in his ear.
Like he’s not Harry Potter—the Chosen One, the boy who lived, the accidental celebrity.
He’s just yours.
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He swears it’s not sexual.
And to be fair, it isn’t. Not when he’s half-asleep, hair still damp from a shower, snuggled under the duvet with his head on your chest and one leg hooked over your hip like he’s afraid you’ll disappear.
“You’re just… really comfortable,” he mumbles, nuzzling against you.
You hum, fingers carding through his hair. “You sure? You’ve had your face buried in my tits for the last ten minutes.”
“Exactly,” he says, muffled. “Warm. Perfect. Excellent for mental health.”
You snort.
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Sometimes he’s the little spoon, curled against your chest like he’s charging emotional batteries.
Other times, he’s the big spoon — except you’ll feel him shift behind you in the middle of the night, hand sneaking under your shirt just to cup a boob like it’s a healing crystal.
“Harry,” you’d whisper, half-laughing, “are you seriously—?”
“My hands are cold,” he says every time, completely serious. “And they’re so warm.”
He never does anything else.
Just falls asleep like that — hand full of you, heart quiet, breath even.
Because your chest?
That’s home.
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“You’re spoiled,” you murmur once, brushing a curl from his forehead as he uses you like a living pillow.
“I deserve it,” he whispers sleepily.
And you can’t even argue with that.
Title: Couldn’t, Shouldn’t.
Pairing: Fred x Reader {Established Relationship} + George Weasley x Reader.
Summary: It’s the ultimate taboo, the line in the sand you shouldn’t even acknowledge and yet, you can’t stop thinking about your boyfriend’s identical twin.
Warnings: SMUT. Taboo topics. Blowjobs, oral (M receiving) NO TWINCEST. Indecent thoughts, probably some swearing. Cock slut. Handjobs. Twins sharing a room. Cock drunk?
Word count: 1.4k
"Fuuuuuuck."
It's long and drawn out, the evidence of his pleasure, and way, way too loud.
"Sssssh!" You whisper through your smile, lips never breaking contact with the smooth skin of his cock. You feel him shift slightly and raise your eyes back to his, seeing him rub the palms of his hands across his face
You could stop, but you really, really don't want to. He looks gorgeous like this, magnificent even. The hard plains of his taught, manly body from the years of quidditch practices juxtaposed with the slightly softness of his belly, perhaps the evidence of minor over indulgence of his mother's cooking but who could blame him. He's perfect, and all yours.
summary: you and neville are paired for a herbology assignment. thanks to professor sprout's matchmaking skills, your friendship turns into something a bit more. warnings: none, fluff pairing: neville x fem!reader wc: 3.2k a/n: for a matchup i did<3 sorry for the wait!
“A line, please!” Professor Sprout chirped. “Let me pair you up—no nitpicking.”
You shuffled into the blob of a line, pressing against someone’s shoulder. Professor Sprout patted dirt from her clothes and then observed the students.
“Let’s see…” She tapped her chin. “Abbott with Weasley.”
The redhead shuffled to the awkward-looking girl.
“Granger with McKennon.”
The brunette girl walked to a taller boy.
“Y/L/N with…” Professor Sprout looked in the back. “Longbottom.”
“aren’t you meant to be studying, weasley?” you say, giggling as he plants soft kisses on your jaw.
your arms are wrapped around george’s neck as you sit on his lap, letting him nip and kiss as he pleases. “shh, give me a break, darling,” he replies breathlessly.
he told you he was behind on homework, so of course you said yes to accompanying him in his dorm like the good girlfriend you are. you didn’t realise he’d prove to be so… unproductive with you around.
“maybe i should go, i’m clearly distracting you..” you murmur, already making a move to get up but his grip on your waist tightens frantically like a vice.
“you stay right here. i focus better with you near me,” he lies through his teeth. you part your lips in a laugh, knowing the truth as you settle back into him.
“liar.”
“pretty girl.”
10 things i hate about you || f.w.
summary: rumor has it that you and fred weasley are going out. being the instigators you two are, you decide to play into said rumors. but just how far could you go before you lose sight of the line between fiction and reality?
words: ~7.9k LMFAO I REALLY WENT OVERBOARD HERE
warnings: cheesiness, cliche 10 things i hate about you vibes, both y/n and fred being oblivious idiots. what’s more to love
a/n: you thought i’d avoid writing another fake dating fic? with fred? NEVER. ik there r some fake dating fred fics out there but i swear we need MORE bc this is the best trope ever idc. also made up a name for the school paper cs i forgot if it was a thing in the books/movies lol. reader is an implied gryffindor/ravenclaw but can technically be in whatever house you’d like : )
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The problem with Hogwarts was that rumors spread through its halls like fiendfyre.
It all started during the Quidditch match between Gryffindor and Ravenclaw. Harry had narrowly caught the Snitch after a Dementor false alarm and carried the team to victory, causing the stadium to explode into ground-shaking cheers. Waves of deep crimson and gold were pouring onto the field and you almost got trampled in the midst of it until someone pulled you into the center.
“There you are—I was looking all over for you,” Fred beamed. “You were watching, right?”
Giving in to your obsessive stalker Tom Riddle.
You thought you could get away with it.
It was an innocent act. A sweet smile tugged on your lips while you handed him his neatly rolled parchment that the wind had moved infront of you. It was very unusual to him. The way you hadn't given him a reaction others would—fear.
An act of kindness that gave him the wrong idea.
Ever since then, the corridors you walked in were emptier than ever. People avoid you, some of your belongings too appearantly—no reason you can think of. Except, when letters appeared in your dorm it gave you the terrifying idea that it was because of a stalker.
It was all smartly planned. Letters were written using a typewriter, preventing you from getting just a glimpse of who was behind it all.
It started from compliments that crawled down your spine, to comments of what you're exactly wearing that day, to long precisely detailed paragraphs of his fantasies, to confessions of who he murdered.
You spent nights bawling your eyes out about another student getting hunt down. She was a good friend, or that's what you portrayed she was. Tom knew, heard the opposite and took matters into his own hands. He killed those who didn't like you. He thinks it's inhumane to hate someone so kindhearted. Which is quite something, coming from him.
Tonight you unraveled letters once more.
"Come to me and everyone else will be untouched."
Your stalker's plee. With trembling fingers, you opened the other letter next to it.
"Library, fourth table behind the bookshelf. Whenever you're ready, my dearest darling."
You shivered. It was handwritten. An attempt for you to give in. To prevent harm to your classmates.
A decision.
But that's not what scared you.
What did was that you knew who wrote it.
You recognized it on chalkboards, group works, projects, ripped pieces of paper, on a rolled parchment.
You didn't even want to know what would occur if you didn't go—a massacre, probably.
Desperate to keep everyone else safe, you took slow hesitant steps to the given destination. It bugged you to even consider going, but from the letters, it seemed that he had no intent in harming you—just others so he can keep you to himself.
You shook a breath. It was now past curfew as your fingers gently grasp the locked door of the library. It was spell proofed, how could you even get in?—
Click!
The door beneath your palm opened itself to your touch. Part of you thought it wasn't too late to turn back, the other told you it was selfish if you did. With a gulp, you stepped in to be greeted with darkness other than the dim light from the moon passed through the framed windows along with the fragrance of paper, old parchment, and misty wood.
Air got caught in your throat as you linger a little closer behind the said bookshelf. Your eyes shifted to the table, the books laying around, the window, it explored everywhere, all except Tom Riddle.
He leaned on the exact table. Gaze deadly, but lurking nowhere dangerous.
Your eyes brimmed with tears while none fell. His hands carefully found their way to your waist, gently pulling you closer.
As you were completely still, his head was at the crook of your neck—nose grazing the shape of it, sending shivers down your spine. He then inhaled your scent sharply before kissing your jaw.
"I don't want you to be afraid of me." His stern voice whispered. You clenched your jaw, pissed at somehow finding comfort in his hold.
"I'm not." You squeezed out from your throat and felt him slightly smile against your skin.
"I need your word." He muttered as your shallow breaths initiated hesitation.
You gulped.
"I'm all yours." You exhaled, almost stuttering. Though it surprised you when it came out more willingly than it should. He's a fucking murderer for goodness' sake. Keep it together. Keep it to—
"Mmpngh—!" You whimpered quietly and clutched your fingers on Tom's arms as his teeth lightly sunk into your neck, possibly creating marks. You felt his lips twitch into grin when he heard your little reaction.
He pulled away to press his lips against yours. You froze, and mentally scolded yourself before melting into the kiss. Once you pulled away first for air, he went straight back to attacking your neck.
From pecking to sucking leaving you in a mesmerizing mess. The proximity of it all was making it seem like it was unholy, but from his view, this was everything but filthy.
You yourself was overwhelmingly pure. In his hands, it was the definition of otherworldly. It was all he wanted.
It was utterly ridiculous. How he'd easily fell vulnerable at the idea of you. It was about time you came to him, or he'd absolutely lose it.
Weakness—it was what he hated the most. But at your vicinity, it didn't hurt. It didn't burn or cackle at his presence. It lingered. And this time, it wasn't a burden to carry, it was something to hold.
Because in that moment, not only you were his, but he knew he was yours too.
Tom foolery on my mind rn 😋
a touch that never hurts | fred g. weasley
summary: you seem to have fallen for your best friend, which you could handle if only he didn’t constantly touch you word count: 3.2k masterlist
It was official: you were stupid.