generational difference
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I just spent all day baking with my wife (my boyfriend) and I already miss him so here’s the bats and their partners baking
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Kon, holding two bananas: are these ok?
Tim: I mean normally you use older bananas in banana bread but yeah
Kon: they’re a-peeling anyways
Tim: …
Tim: really?
Kon: listen I’m hilarious
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Duke: do we have a recipe?
Izzy: no but I know what shortbread dough looks like I can eye ball it
Duke: if you say so, you’re the boss
Izzy: that I am, go get the flour
Duke: yes ma’am
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Dick, making cookies: yknow the last time I made cookies I almost set Rachel’s house on fire
Kori: ??? How
Dick: it was like 1am and we were 14 none of us remember
Kori: Jesus-
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Jason, has a flour hand print on his ass:
Roy, suspiciously flour covered hands:
Jason: I’m going to kill you, you know that?
Roy: (;•_•)
Jason: I’m not even mad you slapped my ass but why’d you do it with flour covered hands.
Roy: questionable decision making skills?
Jason, deep sigh:
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Jon, trying to microwave butter in a metal bowl:
Damian: you can’t put that in the microwave
Jon: why not?
Damian: it’s metal
Jon: so?
Damian: you can’t put metal in the microwave.
Jon: oh
Jon: what if I just put the butter in by itself?
Damian:
Damian: think about that sentence, please.
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Steph: how much edible glitter before it becomes no longer edible?
Cass: how much do we have?
Steph: a lot actually
Cass: it’ll start tasting off at some point
Steph: we’re going for nostalgia not taste
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Bruce, standing outside the kitchen: can I help?
Selina: absolutely not.