one of your favorite things to do is to kiss him stupid.

he’s ranting about something or other, just spouting words of displeasure about anything and everything that comes to his mind (not about you. never about you, of course) or about his day, really just yapping for the sake of breaking up silence.

your legs are draped over his lap, his thumb rolling over the bone of your ankle while he talks, and you hate how beautiful he looks, how much passionate his body exudes with his free hand waving in dramatics and lips moving at a rate you’re not always used to seeing on your man. so excited, so invested in the words he’s saying, you can’t help but swing a leg up and over his waist, watching as he goes from a distracted yapper to intrigued for your action.

“hi?” he says, brow quirking.

you smile and lean down to bump your nose with his, “hi.”

you quickly connect the kiss, your hands coming up to cradle his cheeks. he quickly kisses you back, caressing your hips and waist in his hands as you let your tongues lace together. you pant gently when his teeth nibble your lip, a loving heat brewing in your chest as you let your bodies melt into one.

hesitantly, he pulls back, chuckling at the whine of disappointment you offer him. “is that your way of telling me to shut the hell up?” he asks, but he’s grinning.

you shrug, “not necessarily. moreso just me saying ‘i really wanted to kiss you, so please stop talking.’”

“well, whatever it is,” he begins, fingers digging into your hips to keep you from moving. “i liked it.”

coworker!tenya who started at your job as an intern, but was quickly offered long term employment because he was the only competent worker amongst the other interns

coworker!tenya who notices you immediately. he swears you're the most beautiful person he's ever laid eyes on, and is determined to prove that he deserves your respect, regardless of how new he is

coworker!tenya who is quick to use "professional development" as an excuse. he's far too nervous to ask you out on a date of any kind, so he often suggests collaborative projects with you

(he'll claim it’s to learn the ropes, but really he just wants an hour of your undivided attention)

coworker!tenya who is so attentive, he notices everything about you. he knows exactly how you take your coffee in the morning, he notices the second you are feeling tired or unwell, and will often bring you treats to help "ensure your efficiency"

coworker!tenya who sees you looking overwhelmed with paperwork, and doesn't ask if you need help. he just marches over to your desk with a perfectly organized stack of files, ready to assist you, his face turning a light shade of pink as you thank him

coworker!tenya who has never struggled with public speaking, but finds himself stuttering over his words after making eye contact with you during a board meeting. granted, it wasn't a very important meeting, but he was so embarrassed. even after you reassured him that he did fine!

coworker!tenya who meant to tell you yesterday that your skirt was out of regulation, that it was far too short. but you looked so good, it slipped his mind! besides, who was he to enforce the dress code? you didn't get in any trouble, so surely it must've been fine

(he really hopes so, because it's now his favorite skirt of yours and he prays everyday that you wear it again)

coworker!tenya who loses his mind at the company dinners when he sees you all dressed up outside of your usual work attire. your hair is done differently than usual and he can't help the sudden warm feeling in his chest

coworker!tenya who wants nothing more than to compliment you, to tell you how beautiful you look! he spent the entire evening rehearsing the perfect compliment in his head, but you keep getting dragged away by your other coworkers, and it's driving him crazy

coworker!tenya who finally gets the chance to talk to you and is confused when you say that you've been trying to talk to him all night as well, but you thought he'd been avoiding you

coworker!tenya who can't believe his ears when he finds out that you've had a crush on him for almost as long as he has! what are the odds? all his hard work must have really paid off.

coworker!tenya who short-circuited when he walked you to your car after the party and you giggled at something he said. he wants to make you laugh forever

coworker!tenya who blushed a furious red after you gave him a goodbye kiss on his cheek before you left for the night, your lip gloss staining his cheek

coworker!tenya who leaves that party with your phone number and plans to ask you out the next time he sees you.

©️ zmbkats 2026

HEADCANONS — AFTER THE RING!

pairings: husband!katsuki bakugou x f!reader

summary: a peak into domestic life with husband!katsuki :)

warnings: none! except brief mentions of periods

— marriage with katsuki is ... quiet

— he'd rent out the largest house he can find in the quietest places around

— i think for honeymoon's he'd obviously go wherever you want, but i also think he'd really appreciate a place that's culture heavy since the guy loves to cook 🙂‍↕️

— somewhere like greece or turkey? anywhere he'd be exposed to different spices, ingredients and like new cooking methods

— he really likes sight seeing with you! dressing up in coordinated outfits and taking candid shots when he thinks you aren't paying attention 

— i can't imagine him enjoying swimming that much… especially not with the effort it takes to do his hair. but i also can't picture him sitting in one spot under the sun either

— you have to negotiate with him and promise that if he joins you can't get his hair wet

— he wants to be your personal tour gide. he will NOT trust tour guides. he's confident he knows the best places for the two of you to go to

— but he's also taking you around with an hour worth of research and a map he printed at home!

— he hates airports. not the flying, but definitely the lines and the sheer amount of people around the two of you. every ten seconds you see him biting his tongue trying not to tell someone off for standing a little too close to the two of you

A Little Short

Bakugou

Midoriya

Shoto

Thank you so much for the request @wigglymushroom! And thank you so much for reading! Sorry it's so short! 🩷

you always picked at your broccoli. carefully separating the icky greens from the other vegetables you could somewhat tolerate with the practiced precision you had gained— well, ever since your mom wasn't hovering over your food, forbidding you from getting up from the table without finishing the plate.

katsuki, however, ever since getting to learn about this new habit of yours— always made you finish them. it started off small, like just a small piece or two to give the vegetable a chance. but now?

“you freak, they're good for you!” he pushed the forbidden stuff back with the rest of your plate with his chopsticks.

“stop snooping around my food!” you swatted his hand away as denki snickered at the quiet, well, not really quiet exchange you two were having.

katsuki slowly picked one of the broccolis from your plate, bringing it to his lips with the infuriating speed of somebody who slept at eight directly after dinner and mabey some last minute homework.

katsuki ever spoke until he finished chewing, and restrained anybody else from doing so too. especially sero, he could tape everything but his mouth shut.

“see, if i can do it. why can't you?” he scowled.

“well, becaus—”

katsuki cut you off, seizing the slight opening your mouth to advantage by shoving the greens down your throat with his used chopsticks— not that you minded.

you flipped him off, and ignored him the entire dinner. using all the control you had over yourself even when katsuki added to a joke, or was apart of a funny conversation.

whatever. katsuki hated broccolis too, just hated the thought of you going to sleep with only carbs and stale chips in your stomach more.

a/n: GUYS THIS IS SOMEWHAT SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE OLIVE THEORY OKAY IT IS JUST TOO SWEET ty for reading my bs tho ❤️

when you two go to the fair, you decide to try your shot at one of the games to win an oversized pichu plush, something that makes your eyes sparkle in the way he absolutely adores.

you give the attendant the money, he gives you the baseballs to throw at the bottles, and when you miss, you look up at your boyfriend with puppyish eyes that break his heart.

“don’t look at me like that.”

“but…” you blink up at him with those desperate little eyes, and-

“it’s okay!” the attendant begins. “there’s easier games down the way for you!”

your boyfriend’s jaw clenches. you slouch. his face twitches in annoyance.

“yeah?” he hisses, and the attendant freezes. “you think we need an easier game?”

“uhm-“

“you think they need an easier game?”

“well-“

“my turn.”

he slaps the money on the counter, and at the risk of angering your boyfriend more, the attendant quickly gives him the baseball.

he winds up his arm. his leg comes up in a pitchers stance.

he throws.

the bottles fall with a sharp ‘CLINK!” as they tumble to the ground.

he turns to the attendant, who’s eyes are blown wide and his skin, pale as a ghost.

“give ‘em the pichu.”

the attendant obeys, passing you the oversized pichu plush. you squeal and grab the plushie, clutching it to your chest. he snarls one final time at the poor attendant, before wrapping an arm around your waist and guiding you away from the booth.

your cheeks never break their smile, staying curved while you look up at him, eyes glimmering in gratitude. “i love you.”

“yeah yeah yeah,” he says, but he smirks lazily all the same.

“how can i repay you?” you ask.

“buy lunch.”

you gasp. he cocks a brow, “what?”

“you’re supposed to say “you don’t have to repay me!”

“you do have to repay me.”

“you’re so mean!”

“you like it.”

——-

hq!!: kageyama, tsukishima, kuroo, oikawa, hanamaki, matsukawa, iwaizumi, semi, ushijima, kita, suna, atsumu, osamu, aran, sakusa

bnha: bakugou, shinsou, aizawa, dabi

jjk: megumi, toji, geto, sukuna, shiu

tr: draken, baji, rindou, ran, izana

bllk: chigiri, nagi, rin, sae, barou, karasu, otoya, oliver, kaiser

csm: aki

aot: eren, jean, levi, porco

wdbk: sakura, kaji, togame, sako

𝗴𝗶𝗿𝗹 𝗳𝗮𝗶𝗹𝘂𝗿𝗲

pairing: hanta sero x ditzy reader

summary: after a series of unfortunate situations you moved in with your friend's brother, you're not complaining.

word count: 2.2k

a/n: THIS WILL BECOME A SERIES!! THE BAKUSQUAD WOULD ALL BE INTO DITZY GIRLS (YES EVEN KATSUKI) AND I'LL DIE ON THIS HILL. SO GET READY FOR READING A COLLECTION OF THEM WITH DITZY/BIMBO TYPE GIRLS <3 - there is no smut in this but still this is mdni / +18 like all my other post

this is the second instalment of the bakusquad with a ditzy reader! read denki x ditzy reader: here (both fics are with chubby readers who are ditzy because duh, have you read anything i've wrote asdfghjk)

- HANTA SERO !

hanta's sister called him out of the blue one day, "i need a favour," that was a few months ago now.

you're hanta's sister's, kana sero's, friend and you recently found yourself homeless after losing your job and your boyfriend all in the same week and with nowhere else to go you asked kana if you can crash on her sofa for a few days while you're trying to get in contact with your parents she agreed before she thought of a better option.

"you've still got that spare room don't you?"

"why? what are you after?"

𝐥𝐢𝐩𝐠𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐬

pairing: denki kaminari x ditzy reader

summary: you have no experience with boys but you meet this guy who chooses your lipgloss for you when you can't decide

word count: 2.4k

a/n: THIS WILL BECOME A SERIES!! THE BAKUSQUAD WOULD ALL BE INTO DITZY GIRLS (YES EVEN KATSUKI) AND I'LL DIE ON THIS HILL. SO GET READY FOR READING A COLLECTION OF THEM WITH DITZY/BIMBO TYPE GIRLS <3 - there is no smut in this but still this is mdni / +18 like all my other post

- DENKI KAMINARI !

he met you by chance and he was entranced as soon as you spoke. you were in the shopping centre, dragging your friend around with you. at this point in the day she was bored out of her mind, normally she's fine spending hours browsing with you but she's having a zoom meeting with her professor and some of her classmates later about something you didn't really understand when she explained it to you, she wanted to go home and look good because her crush would be there. you had no interest in any of that, you tried your best to understand but you're not attending university and you don't have experience with guys.