things that won lando norris this championship:
- papaya rules
- kimi antonelli (x2)
- george russell
- the monza swap
- zak brown
- the incredible amount of money bet on his championship
- AD stewards suddenly forgetting how track limits work
- fastest car ever put on a race track
- potentially illegal tyre management system
- his race engineer
things that did not win lando norris this championship:
- any sort of driving skill whatsoever
god his fans are going to be insufferable.
“our baby boy finally won his first championship. he truly overcame so much! 🥺”
your baby boy bottled nearly every race start and had to depend on his engineers every race for step by step instructions on what to do. the second he saw mv1 in his mirrors he would start to whine about a safety car.
fuck mclaren. fuck zak brown. fuck the fia. and fuck this season.
I still cannot get over the fact that Oscar kept going. Like this man. he was fully stuck in the grass after his team had prevented him from going for the win before with fucking papaya rules, and yet he grit his teeth reversed out and actually scored two points. I cannot imagine what he was feeling that moment in the grass. they had literally marked him as out of the grand prix and he said actually no, fuck that. he is my driver of the day cause he should've won that.
