#Deutsch

I Love germans "Da ist hopfen und malz verloren" like man we cant even make beer out of that guy

this is very funny to me

Der Boden ist Lava. Das Bett ist Lava. Die Luft ist Lava.

Alles ist Lava.

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the german word for villain, Bösewicht, is so great. like not only are you evil, you're also some sort of gnome about it

not to be frankfurt on main

the beauty of compound words:

"Altes Huhn, das keine Eier mehr legen kann"

-> old chicken that cannot lay eggs anymore

"Eierlegende Eierlegende am Eierlegende"

-> Eierlegende - egglaying

-> Eier-Legende - egg legend

-> am Eier-leg-Ende - at the egg-laying-end