50s angel: you have to buy lots and lots of uranium glass for your home. do it now darling💖
60s angel: if smoking on planes was bad they would have banned it long ago. and make sure to bring your clackers along for the ride!
70s angel: nobody has ever died from two drugs
80s angel: its as important to me as it is to you that your kids get to make the most of their summertime. why dont you get them some lawn darts right away and ill turn on the leaded asbestos, hm?
90s angel: you should go for a drive in your van in new england

