Supernatural hunter

You walk alongside your friends Alucard, Sypha and Trevor, Trevor start making sarcastic jokes about you being shorter than them.

Trevor: *makes a joke about your height*

Y/n: "oh, ha, ha, very funny. Joke all you want but don't come crying to me when you wake up in the morning and suddenly both of your ankles are gone. Then we'll see who's the shorter person now?"

Sypha makes a "pfff..." sound as she covered her mouth, trying to hide a smile. And your crush Alucard just burst out into laughter, and the sound of his laugh makes your face heat up. As your cheeks turn pink from blushing.

The straw hats goes to a new island and you got paired up with Sanji, Usopp, Nami and Chopper.

Usopp: "does anyone have a plan on what we're gonna do now?"

Y/n: "Oh i got one. Okay i'm obviously velma, Sanji you will be fred, Nami is daphne, Usopp will be shaggy, and Chopper can be scooby doo and we can call our group name 'mystery inc' what do you guys think?"

Usopp: "i'm sorry I asked."

Sanji: "that would make sense since Fred and I both have blonde hair?"

Nami: "and I do admire daphne's taste in fashion?"

Chopper: "i think it would be fun to play as Scooby-Doo for a day that sounds like a lot of fun?"

Usopp: *shocked in surprise* "you seriously agree with her plan? Fine I give up."

Y/n: *giggles with glee*

I got the perfect halloween idea for the strawhats?

Sanji would dress up as fred, Nami can dress as daphne, Usopp could dress as shaggy, and Chopper go as scooby doo, and reader can be Velma?😂 i mean it would be perfect for them?

The Strawhat pirates are at the beach Enjoy The summer weather at the fourth of july celebration.

Chopper and Usopp our plan with the sparklers.

When suddenly Y/n and Luffy were running across the beach.

Y/n and Luffy in unison: "SOMEBODY GAVE US FIRE!!!!!"

Everyone looks over to Robin who started laughing.

"What the two of them looked bored and now they just seem so happy."

Y/n is sitting inside a salt circle reading a book, and there's another stack of books beside her.

Jinbe: "Y/n do I even need to ask?"

Y/n: "i'm setting inside a salt circle while I read."

Jinbe: "I can see that, but what is the reason for the salt circle?"

Y/n: "it's not just any salt circle it is a 'sea salt' salt circle, since regular salt only works for supernatural beans and not devil fruit users, i used sea salt instead because devil fruit users are weak against seawater, then seasalt should have the same effect as the seawater because the ocean water is pretty salty trust me, i've tried it at once."

Robin: "Not gonna lie that's actually pretty clever."

Y/n: "why thank you Robin, and to answer your question earlier. I'm sitting inside the seasalt salt circle is so Luffy doesn't bother me while i'm trying to read in peace and if he does trying to interrupt my reading, he's going to be in for a rude awakening."

Jinbe and Robin both shrugged.

Jinbe and Robin in unison: "that makes sense."

We know that Sanji comes up with really good insults. But what if reader could do it better?

250 likes! I just wanna say thank you to everyone that enjoys my little skits and stories, i know I haven't. I've done some of my stories in a while because i've been dealing with writers block, but also for some reason, some of my stories aren't being saved on drift (even though I put on "save for drifts" but it keeps switching to post anyways, which is some kind of error that's been going on?) so my stories I have been getting posted before I even get a chance to finish it, and there are some of my stories that I have to redo. Due to autocorrects and some other errors, so there are some of my stories that have been posted instead of being on saved (so I will fix some of those. When I get the chance but it's gonna take a lot longer than anticipated) and i've also been dealing with some issues in life and doing other stuff, but I am trying to fix whatever I can when I get that chance. So please just be patient but I just want to say thank you to everyone. And also to say, if you got a dream chased, because dreams won't chase you back. And never give up on achieving your goals to make the world brighter.

Y/n: *falls in a hole*

Robin: "Y/n are you okay?"

Y/n: "Don't worry about me i'm alright."

Usopp: "Y/n are you sure there isn't something down there you can use to climb out?"

Y/n: *Sarcastically*

Y/n: "Oh, wait! Here's a grappling hook. Oh, and an escalator! Silly me!"

Nami: "we're about to die. Y/n! Do you really want your final words to be sarcastic?"

Y/n: *Sarcastically*

Y/n: "NoooooOOOOOooooo!"

Jinbe: "She's smart i'm sure she'll find her way out eventually?"

Luffy: "Hey, if we throw Brook down there, maybe she could make a ladder out of his bones?"

Brook: *shocked but also angry*

Brook: "ABSOLUTELY NOT!!"

Y/n: "Dating me is like opening a box of chocolates, you never know which one of my moods you're gonna get?"

Luffy: "So you're saying that you are made of chocolate?"

*Luffy looks at you like he does the way when he looks at meat.*

Y/n: *looks horrified*

Y/n: "NO, LUFFY, WAIT!, IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A METAPHOR THE KEYWORD WAS HYPOTHETICALLY!"

You start to make a run for it, and your captain starts chasing you around the ship.

While the others laugh as they watch from the sidelines just your typical, normal day in the life of being a strawhat.

Usopp: "Oh please i am just as brave and tough as any of you are."

Y/n: *claps her hands together*

Usopp: *both hands on his chest and collapse to the floor*

Usopp: "OW! SHOT FIRED! MAN DOWN!, MAN DOWN!."

Y/N: "Oh man up Usopp."

Brook: *Somehow caught his hair on fire?*

Y/N: *Singing*

Y/N: 🎶 This girl is on fire.🎶

The Strawhats were all in the kitchen eating dinner and you turn to your captain.

Y/n: "Hey Luffy i got a question to ask you?"

Luffy: "Sure Y/n what's up?"

Y/n: "if we were in a situation where we are all trapped, and we have to eat Chopper and or Jinbe, would that still count as cannibalism?"

The room goes quiet for a minute.

Usopp: "Oh dear god Y/n's dark theories are even more disturbing than Robin's?"

Zoro leans over to Usopp and whispers.

Zoro: "hold on. I think she might be onto something?"

Sanji thinks for a second?

Sanji: "she does have a point? I mean reindeer and fish do count as part of a meat produce group and it could also depend on the flavor of the meats?"

Jinbe and Chopper are now feared for their lives with the look of horror spread across their faces.

Jinbe and Chopper: "Now wait a second?!" They both shout at the exact same time.

Robin chimes in with her own dark theories you sit there, laughing as the others carry on their own conversations and adds in their own theories to your question

And not to mention that Chopper and Jinbe are giving you an angry look because of whatever chaos you just unleashed.

Brook: *gets injured*

Brook: "Ow, i think I pulled a muscle?"

Y/n: "you can't pull what you don't have."

*Luffy and Usopp laughing in the background*

This is how Y/n joins the Strawhat crew?

Y/n: "Okay here are the ground rules? You can punch me, kick me, pull my hair, I am A-okay with being stabbed, biting and scratching are on the table you can use fire."

The crew looks at you in utter disbelief.

Zoro: "these are the ground rules, is there anything off limits?"

Y/n: "Damn, man you got something really sick you wanna do huh? Oh you nasty little pervert alright i like it. Oh, don't tell me surprise me?"

Nami hides her face in her hands and shakes her head with a groan.

Usopp looks at his captain with a confused look?

Usopp: "seriously Luffy where did you find this one?"

One of your crewmates was being possessed by a villain and having them attack you.

Y/n: *picks up an object to throw at them*

Nami: "No! Y/n drop it, we don't throw (object) at our friends."

*one of your friends pick up an object and throws it at you*

Y/n: "Oh, but THEY get to throw (object) at US?" You pointed out.

Y/n's trapped in the cave trying to find their way out? And sees a light on the other side.

Y/n: "i think I see a light at the end of this cave, I'm gonna go towards it?"

Usopp: "NO Y/N DON'T GO INTO THE LIGHT!!?"

Y/n: "it's not that kind of light Usopp."

Ok hear me out? So we all know the tv show Supernatural right? Well.... there is an episode, it's from season four episode six it's called yellow fever, dean winchester catches a ghost sickness that turns tough guys into scaredy cats? Now here's where the "hear me out" part comes in. What if Zoro catches the ghost sickness that turns him into a scaredy cat, now in the episode of supernatural, there is a scene where dean winchester screams, and says "that was scary?" I could imagine that being Zoro if he caught the ghost sickness, and I guarantee that SANJI would be getting so much joy out of it because he would just make fun of Zoro for acting like a scaredy cat. and he would never let Zoro live it down and Sanji would always trying to bring up the incident, Any chance he gets.

And for any of you writers that write one piece fanfic i would love to read whatever crazy story you can come up with? I give you full permission to use this idea.