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hi so yeah im trying to find the hotel california and i know i have to take the highway to hell but i accidentally turned left onto the boulevard of broken dreams. i took the first hard right onto the rocky road to dublin cuz i thought it would loop back around but it didnt lol and i know im waaaaaay off course bc i just drove by the house of the rising sun haha. so how many miles until i get to the hotel

500 MILES?!?!?!

I'm already seeing 2027 calendars in shops

Pleamse. it's Augunst.. .

If you want or need to approach a stranger for a conversation, first always start by greeting them, and then state your intentions and/or what you wish to talk about.

Especially in online spaces, in this day and age online spaces are so flooded with spam bots, most people assume anyone who just messages them with "Hi" or "Hello" is a spam bot, so most people are prone to ignoring or even blocking those who just message "hi" or "hello" without anything else.

If you would like your message to actually lead anywhere, it's still important to begin with some sort of greeting such as hi or hello, but give the other party more to work with. State your intentions, or what you'd like to talk to them about (I saw in your post x and I wanted to ___), otherwise many people may assume you're a spam bot and either ignore you or block you.

Likewise in real life scenarios, in many places and cultures if you just approach a stranger and say "hi" or "hello" and stand there looking at them and expecting a conversation to follow, many people will find this unnerving, invasive, and in many instances downright creepy.

This is because when you're a total stranger it's harder to know if you have good intentions or not, and many people naturally feel more guarded with a stranger. Therefor, if you really want to strike up a conversation with a stranger, you need to lead with something besides "hi" or "hello", if nothing else to signal good intentions. Something such as "Hello, I saw your t-shirt and just wanted to say I really like that band too!" or "Hi, so sorry to bother you, but I noticed the pins on your bag and that's my favorite show!".

It's not just about signaling that you're not a spam bot, or signaling good intentions on your end, it's also not considerate to initiate a conversation but expect the other party to do all the work with finding something to talk about. It's inconsiderate to start something, then throw all of the work onto someone else to make it happen or keep it going. You started the conversation, so it's your responsibility to give them something to talk to you about.

I cannot stress enough how important this is in a workplace scenario as well. Sending a Teams message that just says "hi" is irritating, because now the recipient has to spend time and effort figuring out if what you want is important, time sensitive, or even if they're the right person to take care of it.

For this reason, I always send Teams messages that specify what I need, so the recipient can reply and plan accordingly without any extra steps.

"Hi Caitlin! Would you have five mins for a quick call sometime this afternoon to confirm numbers on the latest project invoice? I'm free for the next half hour, or any time after 2:15."

It really makes everything so much easier to deal with, and makes you look so much more competent, if you give some contextual information in your message.

For some reason a lot of my local FedEx delivery drivers do this.

When I'm expecting a package that day, I'll get a call like "Hi I'm calling from FedEx" and nothing else. I don't know what to do with this. So when I just say "Hi" back they often just irritated with me and raise their voice and say "I SAID! I'M CALLING!! FROM FEDEX!!!!" yes, and? Do you want to know if I'm home? Are you having trouble finding my apartment? Is there something wrong with my delivery address? Is there something wrong with the package? Is my delivery going to be delayed?

Please don't just say "I'm calling from FedEx" and then get angry and raise your voice at me when I can't read your mind!

a while ago i was miserable and just scrolling thru instagram and i opened the comments on a video of someone embroidering something and there were a couple comments that seemed really rude so i opened the replies to see if anyone was yelling at them and each time without fail there was someone helpfully replying to answer their question or explain something or whatever and the original commenter would be like "ohh that makes sense thanks!" and it really felt like i was a character in a children's television show learning a valuable lesson about the importance of not jumping to conclusions and approaching others with an open heart

comment: why would u use this type of thread??? everyone says ur only supposed to use BLOING fiber not SHLORP fiber

me: that's so rude why is so much of the internet so mean op just wanted to show off their art :(

applejack in the comments: actually shlorp fiber can be better in certain projects because the texture makes it smoother to pull through fabric! plus it's sold in a wider variety of colors in some places :-)

commenter: ohhh i didnt know that, that makes sense thanks!

me: huh. i thought they were being mean on purpose i guess i misunderstood their tone

ladybug from miraculous: this is a magical charm :-) always keep it with u, it will protect u from sensing malice where there is none & help u see things in a more positive light 🐞

it’s so twisted that you don’t even get a sleep do over if you had bad dreams all night, you just have to get up and go to work same as if you’d had normal dreams. i should be able to call out nightmared

For those of you looking for these recipes, they're from Cooking for Engineers. Which should shock nobody. But it's a great site. Sadly seems to be defunct, but I can personally vouch for the recipes being presented in a foolproof* manner. Not only is the card layout great (honestly, just having the oven temperature right there instead of having to keep trying to find it in the recipe is a game changer), but every step has a photo. None of this "until done" rubbish, it'll have a photo of "yeah, here's how it should look, and no, this photo isn't overly produced".

And unlike most cooking blogs, the commentariat substitutions are generally competent!

If you're still not sold on the site, may I add that he once took a pair of calipers to Chili's to test their claim that "their new Smokehouse Bacon Burgers [...] have 'the thickest bacon you've ever seen'."

Unsurprisingly, his verdict was:

(on Friday, April 13, 2008 at the Chili's in Santa Clara, California) they served bacon that was (to an accuracy of 1/128th of an inch) 3/16 in. thick (4.75 mm ± 0.2mm) after cooking. [...] Does it truly hold up to its claim that it's the "thickest bacon you've ever seen"? My guess is that for most people that's true, but for me it was most definitely not the case.

So yeah, definitely check out his website, whether you're a novice or experienced cook, whether you're an engineer or someone who didn't even know what a caliper was before you started reading this. I highly recommend starting with the shepherd's pie (yes, it's the same one from Joy of Cooking), and either the creme brulee or the biscotti for dessert. The recipe image OP used was for espresso brownies. Presumably roasting your own beans is optional, though.

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*It's me. I'm the fool. I'm proof that even a fool can follow the recipes.