anyone else remember Hot Gruntilda from the Banjo-Kazooie game over screen

Do Gruntilda’s big titties fill your body with lust? You’d nut in two seconds if you saw her green bust!

hey do you take constructive criticism on your posts

No sense in begging for what’s already free! Indulge in Grunty’s pussy and you’ll find pure glee!

this post feels like a nightmare im unable to awake from

A virgin can’t be picky when choosing holes for the stuffing. In the words of Inafune, it’s better than nothing!

I’m legit gonna kill you

Your actually going to die

Death comes for us all, but you’ll come even quicker! Five seconds? How pathetic! You’re making me snicker!

Tired of losing in Banjo-Kazooie? Drop those pants instead and make my loins gooey!

The bear and the bird have caused me such woes. I’ll make them bend over and suck my old toes!

if i had to read this with my own two eyes then every last one of you who follows me has to suffer too

You whine, you whimper, and oh how you suffer, but deep down Grunty knows you just wanna stuff her.

This post is pain but I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t laughing through the crying.

Uh so. I tried voicing this:

A slightly more serious expansion of these silly shapeshifter What If? comics of mine. Based heavily on (with dialogue taken from) this post by @lokh

Shuro pretty much has Laios’ number on a lot of things, so he knows right away that this is a shapeshifter. But I think explaining why would cut too close to difficult things about his relationship with Laios that he’d rather not say outright, so he just waits for others to say it first. 😔

bonus - this is what shuro’s shapeshifter of him looks like to Laios

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Bisexual and balding 👴

he would be so mortified to realize. or weirdly stoic but I think genuinely mortified is more likely

^^❀

communication is key 💪

Ninja Shuro save me

Ninja Shuro

Save me Ninja Shuro

toshiro: "I'm glad we can talk like friends again...you know, I think you were the only person I could truly talk to here."

*not a shipping post* bc that ship has sailed (pun intended) and i think repairing their friendship would be the best thing for them. i love reminiscing about childhood memories w my friends. and i think that reminiscing w an ex childhood friend (given the friendship didnt end terribly) would be a great way to start talking normally again.

im on a mission to forge some friendships for this pathetic man. starting with level 1 difficulty, Hien, childhood friends gone distant. but not anymore!!! hopefully now the tension between him and the other retainers will loosen more.

hey, someone has to do it. feel free to take ideas from this if u wanna write fics for it!!!!!! i neeed to see this man make some real friends!!!!(apart from the very few he already has, laios, falin, namari, etc) i need to see this man be himself!!!! let loose!!!!

bonus

its literally them if you squint

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: ダンジョン飯 | Dungeon Meshi | Delicious in Dungeon Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Shuro | Nakamoto Toshiro/Laios Touden Characters: Shuro | Nakamoto Toshiro, Laios Touden Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - College/University, Pre-Relationship, this isnt part of the college au canon its more like an au within an au, Prompt Fic, Tumblr Prompt, Pining, Mutual Pining, Laios Touden is a Sap, Nakamoto Toshiro is Emotionally Constipated, They are made for each other Series: Part 1 of high society (laishuro college au) Summary:

Toshiro confronts Laios about a suspicion he’s had for a few months.