you have a disgusting storytelling addiction

It’s true. It goes back a long way, too. It all started when…

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Percy + screaming Annabeth's name

sometimes the mutuals post about the band known as my chemical romance. there seems to be no way to predict these phases. there seems to be no way out but through the thousands of blurry photos of several normal looking guys and that one other guy. there seems to always be a great deal of excitement, but in what direction, well, it's hard to say

watching a tiktok about reverse tropes in fics and i laughed so hard at this comment i rolled off my bed

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller

Happy birthday Percy!!

It’s that time of year again. A holiday in my book.

weather authorities reportedly issuing a severe "wednesday alert" for tomorrow

Another drawing of Percy. . . Yay!🙌🏼🌊

I don't remember finding fart jokes particularly funny even when I was a child.

Five year old me, watching a movie with fart jokes: "Oh, how gauche. They're pandering to the lowest common denominator."

check out these doodles i found in some old notebook. not only are my notes messy and hard to follow, but they’re always interrupted by stuff like this. no wonder i’m not doing better in my classes.

last line challenge

tagged by @cheatghost and @monkleya tysm i wrote a little bit last night on my phone and idk what the actual last line was but here is my approximation:

Rules: In a new post, show the last line you wrote (or drew) and tag as many people as there are words (or however many you like).

chill tags for @somanywords @frozenhoneyjars @kyrafic @kvothes

house of el mix ♫

happy international percy jackson day to all who observe