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they call me the flash 'cause i run really fast

@softmouseboy / softmouseboy.tumblr.com

24 yr old gender nonconforming trans boy / singular they pronouns i make comics. this is not a professional blog

for whatever reason i still have so many followers on this account??? hi yall i remade, i’m at @threewolfmoons now, primarily reblogs/shitposting but ill post art or whatever probably lol

well its been a fucking hot minute hasnt it hi tumblr what have you been up to 

tumblr post of the decade is OBVIOUSLY the bird in the chocolate fountain and I will not budge on this. the sentence "listen here cum-slut, I bet you five million dollars that you don't own a bird." is simply the greatest string of words ever crafted

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stoneroses

where the fuck do people keep meeting each other? i’ve never met one person in my fucking life

guess who just found out the difference between wax paper and parchment paper the hard way

wait what’s the difference?

one you can use in the oven safely and the other you can also use in the oven if the thing you are trying to make happens to be fire

people who think karl marx is cool are grossly misinformed

karl marx was a baller he had a huge cock

The rise of far right authoritarianism does not mean that far left authoritarianism also has to be on the rise!!!

just got word from the left wing authoritarian governmence ive just installed. they’re telling me that karl marx had a fat one

fuck karl marx and fuck communism

oh dont worry karl fucks alright