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"zane darling and estevez are the only queer rep in remedy games--"

BARRY WHEELER has dedicated his entire life as well as his career to doting on his childhood bestie. he categorically hates every single woman said bestie has ever been interested in. has longstanding jealous beef with the bestie's wife. attempts to insert himself into the bestie's romantic getaway with the wife on flimsy excuses. constantly gets on the bestie's case about being taken for granted. blushes when he manages to bait the bestie into giving him the tiniest bit of validation. carries around a cardboard cutout of the bestie. repeatedly calls the bestie hot. sleeptalks about a dream where the bestie gives him a raise for being hot himself. threatens and lies to cops and feds for the bestie. insists on risking his fucking life for the bestie fighting a supernatural force of evil despite being told in no uncertain terms that he can just go. puts all the previous jealous beef aside to support his bestie's wife through her grief after the bestie's disappearance. systematically gaslights himself into believing the bestie died despite knowing better because the thought that he's actually alive and nonstop suffering and there's nothing he or anyone else can do about it is just straight up too much to live with. moves to a city he hates to work with people he hates in an industry he hates just to continue to dedicate his life to protecting the bestie's interests and legacy a decade plus after his presumed death. STILL stays in touch with and looks after the bestie's wife

like what are we doing here suggesting this man could possibly be straight

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Latin can help you learn any European language.

”Surely not Finnish?” You think. Wrong!

Krapula meaning hangover comes from crapula.

Kakka meaning poop comes from caca.

Don’t underestimate the usefulness of these two words while on holiday in Finland.

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did you hear they finally announced the 2025 DNI Basic Criteria. bad news for fans of insane clown posse im afraid.

mom im scared everyones beung really funny on my post

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Muistan sen yhden kerran kun sain homofoobikon hiljaiseksi.

Vuosi oli kai 2011-2012. Olin (kela)taksilla tulossa Kuopiosta kotiini Jämsään ja aika varhain ajon aikana kuski sit alkoi puhumaan homoista.

Kuski: Tai siis mua vain inhottaakin ajatella kun kaksi ISOA, RAAVASTA, KARVAISTA miestä suutelee!

Minä: Mmh. Kuulostaa siltä, että sä olet ajatellut asiaa todella paljon.

Seuraavat kolme tuntia täysi hiljaisuus. Ei edes radiota laittanut päälle.