a cancelled show can be a dead wife

real question i just had to answer for my top surgery screening

This Dan Piraro comic always makes me cry.

When I lived in London there was a murder of crows that lived near me. I fed them often, they brought me presents (shiny rubbish and cigarette butts they found on the floor to thank me.)

When I moved, I’m certain they understood I was leaving because I had all my stuff and gave them lots of food and compliments.

But, they chased down my friend who lived in the next burrough over. They had recognised that friend with me several times and followed them to their house when they couldn’t find me.

They adopted my friend and it was now my friend’s job to bring them snacks and receive the presents.

This was maybe 6-7 years ago.

I visited London last year. Went to see my friend. The crows all not only recognised me, they tracked me down. We got into my friend’s flat and not twenty minutes later there was chaos on the balcony.

We open the curtains, the entire fucking murder is there shouting because they wanted to see me.

Crows are the very best birds.

Fucking kills me how diet culture has ruined bread. Bread! One of the oldest and most universal foods on earth! The thing that connects us to each other and to our ancestors whose names and faces are lost to history! And some dipshits decided that it’s “so bad for you” because they’re scared of carbs and love shaming fat people.

Theyre called draculas because they drank u. La

Did anyone else hear just one single angelic note

His arms

they look so stupid

Meanwhile, Malice is pretending her brother is not trying and failing to cast magic missile in the background.

Mayhem is the Chosen One. Obviously.

WOIM be upon ye!

Okay there's so many good spells being cast in the notes but I think this is what Vice would want

tao & elle + butterflies (3/3)

Supergirl dir. Craig Gillespie | 2026

1- I'm a zombie in my body

2- I'm a train off of the track

3- I feel dirty, I feel rotten

4- and the colors are all flat

5- I'm a sad shell of a woman

6- and I've got maggots for brains

I wanna know what people assume about me because of my tumblr.