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mutt, 28, enlarged to show luxurious detail

I haven't posted on here in quite some time, my life is extremely full these days which is a wonderful thing!

Michael and I got married earlier this month. We've been together for six years and engaged for two! It was worth the wait. A very magical day I will remember for the rest of my life, surrounded by the family we've found together. 💞

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Junebug's embark results came back and i promise you can't guess what he is

my german shoodlecock 💞

Junebug's embark results came back and i promise you can't guess what he is

I survived my first session :) I was so scared having no idea what it would feel like getting tattooed over my scars but my artist ROCKS I will never forget her saying "just think about how this is the last time you'll have to go through this pain" (referring to everything that built this narrative piece) ahhh this was such a fun first session. Felt like the coolest guy ever having people in the shop stop and watch and going "Oh ouch wow holy shit" and i only felt like I needed breaks when I had to pee 🤣

HEY I love your art but i'm running into a conundrum. You made a pdf "An Index of Personalities" right? I cant find anything about it online

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Yes I did!!

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My first tattoo session is tomorrow and LOOK AT THE ROUGH DRAFT

should i get Minecraft headphones to impress my 3rd thru 8th grade students? pros: my fave color is green anyway, and they would be easier to find in the dark; cons: a bit juvenile

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No cons, the kids will be impressed and think it's cool. The 8th graders may pretend it's not cool but they're lying

its negative fuck degrees outside and everythings gone to hell

I think of this often

had a profound calming sensation realizing that this whole tiktok situation meant that my students wouldn't be able to scare me on accident when they open videos at full volume in my office and I didn't even get to see what one day without tiktok would cause at a high school before it was put back. sad

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Took 3 expired gift cards out of my wallet and now i can leap over tall buildings in a single bounce