A passion for procrastination

when someone talks about their plans for the future for 5 seconds and i realise everyone around me has a rough idea where their life is going whilst im kind of just floating in the space-time continuum with no discernible goals or ambition

“LET’S GO LESBIANS LET’S GO”

Remembering 2014, when everyone was so caught up in “is ‘All About That Bass’ thin-shaming” and all related discourse that they failed to notice that the song in question was really just not good at all

that dumb thot michael bay really ruined megan foxs career and i just let him :( what was I doing?? graduating 5th grade like some fool

Fuck that shit! Let’s kill this bastard

Death Proof (2007) Quentin Tarantino

this is one of the best parks intros 

me two hours after i should have gone to bed: time to solve the jonbenet ramsey case

I love Oblivion so much

A podcast: *exists*

Blue Apron:

i highkey got inspired by the cool vogue videos from the met gala, so i mashed them all up and made them into an even cooler video.

I just want to get dicked down again =/

one of the dogs posted this

this one specifically

i swear to god please take this down tigger is so old and so tired and doesn’t deserve to be made fun of

me two hours after i should have gone to bed: time to solve the jonbenet ramsey case

just 27 takes of Carrie Fisher slapping Oscar Isaac