shining softly

[my reactions to luke describing tonsil stones] i'm sorry, a what? it comes from where? like a cheese curd????? you can pop it out? like a zit???? this is literally the fakest thing you've ever told me, i'm looking it up.... oh god oh god what the fuck this is some alien shit. you used to get them a lot as a child? i literally would have thought i was dying if this happened to me as a child. i would still think i was dying if it happened to me now. IT SMELLS LIKE WHAT? do you need to go to, like, the hospital? or urgent care??? okay, but does it hurt?? it doesn't hurt but you're making your mouth bleed trying to get it out, i think you're lying to yourself .........can i see it? all i can see is blood from where you agitated it. this is actual body horror what the fuck

yesterday my mom was trying on a dress she bought to wear to a wedding and i told her it was nice and she said that she was going for a "urethral" vibe and i perished right then and there