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Mab | CR 28 | gay 🐻 | white 🔯 | NO MINORS | heterotrophic :/

Playing KCD2 is the most I've heard Christian prayers since I was a sophomore in high school

Are the republicans or the democrats the elephant. I don't remember. Also don't tell me or I'll otter pop this glock 45

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in the xfiles theres a lot of morgue slash autopsy scrnes and they always show their bare feet peeking out of thr blankey and their feet are always CLEAN as a whistle and recently exfoliated like even if its antithetical to the canon of the show. like a guy was runningb around barefoot in the jungle and then died and two minutes later we see his soft clean soles. and my problem is i cant stop commenting on it and im afraid my mom is going to somehow determine the precise reasons why im always noticing these things.

You have an eye for wonder

I'm actually doing a Task. I'm shaking I'm so excited

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also prague was my favorite, so make sure you visit if you're going to be in czechia!

Definitely

Anonymous asked:

re: being fat in czechia & germany—i haven't traveled a ton but i actually visited both of these countries in 2023 (i think i was around 300-320 lb at the time). being fat in europe was pretty much like being fat anywhere else (speaking as a usamerican). across the 14 days i was in central europe i don't recall anyone being rude, either in general or because of my body. there was a lot of walking and cobblestones so i had to pace myself and watch how i walked, but it didn't detract from the experience. overall my trip was great and i didn't have any negative experiences that i would classify as specific to me as a fat person. hope this helps!

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tumblr should add a "meat" button onto posts that's like the like button but it indicates you want to cut the user up into meat chunks and eat it for dinner

What if you're a vegetarian?

i guess in that case you can just cut them up and then throw it away without eating it

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

@holyknuckled you get it. lterally what are we here on earth for if not to occasionally impose gastropods upon unsuspecting customers. this story is delightful

oh? my god???

yeah, Exactly like that