Salty's Dumpster Corner

knowing when not to open the comments is a skill

internet soft skills

Mermaids and the shorties who follow them around, shining light into their lives, and finding them no matter where they go (they also share some beautiful sunsets toghether)

im at the age where ive started checking the material composition of clothes

wah !!!! makes ur donald and goofy cute girls >_< !!!!

don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.

Yeah

Johto Beginnings, Myths & Legends

choose your favourite yuri couple from oniisama e

listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream off, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.

"app" is without a doubt one of the deepest evils of the human race. "hello. would you like to be expected to have a bespoke piece of software for every single Brand you might theoretically interact with in a day" <- statement dreamed up by someone who should be drawn and quartered

"It's better in the app!"

That's embarrassing. Make your website better

it's always funny to me when ppl act like it's somehow incestuous for characters who consider each other found family/chosen family/whatever u wanna call the trope to date each other, and it's funny for many reasons, but most specifically it's funny because irl when you meet a person and get really attached and decide that you want to be family with them, there's a very popular legally recognized way of doing that & it's called marriage

Marriage promotes incest because then you end up having sex with a family member

I hate that “chat” now makes people think of chatgpt. no. I’m asking my imaginary greek chorus twitch audience.

my most beloved

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies