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@ryan-sometimes

Ryan || 23 || brasileira || enby lesbian || any/all || biochemist || autistic || obsessed with 80s goth and 90s grunge || please DO NOT repost my posts to other websites!!

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Hello gang, I’m Ryan!

  • 23 years old (‘02)
  • I’m a nonbinary lesbian (any/all)
  • Originally from São Paulo, Brazil, but lived in LA for 4 years to attend university
  • I have a bachelor’s degree in biochemistry with a minor in science education!
  • I’m passionate about: 80s punk/post-punk, 90s grunge, 2000s pop punk, biochemistry (obviously), science education (obviously), makeup, alternative fashion, making jewelry, playing bass, and literature
  • My ultimate goal in life is to be a chemistry professor! I’m always happy to answer any science-y questions, so send them my way! My tag for this is #ryan talks science
  • My DMs are permanently closed. If you’d like to talk to me, my inbox is open.

DO NOT INTERACT:

  • Sexually with me. It’s ok if you have an NSFW blog, as long as you don’t make sexual comments towards me.
  • If you are a TERF
  • If you’re pro bigotry, pro colonialism, anti intellectualism, anti science

I was training an intern at work today on how to clean up our database and she casually asked me “so can I just ChatGPT this” and I was like. Babe we’re working on a database where all of the input is done by (inconsistent) human beings, and this data will be used in all of Latin America to decide what medications are going to be made and where they’re going. Using AI to clean up this data could literally cost human lives

I’ve been seeing this clip of Zara Larsson floating around Twitter with people saying “body goals”, talking about how they need to lose weight to achieve this, so I need to tell y’all:

This isn’t a starving woman. Zara gets lots of cardio in because of that dancing, which keeps her lean, but those legs come from WEIGHT TRAINING.

Zara Larsson is going to the gym and hitting legs. Those quads? Bulgarian split squats, leg extensions. She’s doing deadlifts, leg abductors, squats. Those aren’t starving cardio bunny legs babe, those are the legs of a woman who lifts and eats food!!!!

You’re not going to get this body by starving yourself. You’re going to get this body with both cardio and weight training. Zara Larsson is eating all the calories she needs to survive, and then some. Proteins, carbs, fats. And then she’s going to the gym and lifting weights.

Even more:

Zara Larsson is going to live longer and better than most women because of this. Women (both cis and trans btw!) lose 3-8% of their muscle mass every decade after 30. After menopause this loss only accelerates.

With muscle loss comes bone density loss. Women are 4x more likely to get osteoporosis than men. Elderly women fall about as much as men, yet they’re ~75% of all SEVERE fall related injuries.

But you know how to prevent this? Eating enough food and lifting weights. Weight training at least 2-3x a week and getting plenty of protein in your diet significantly reduces your risk.

By eating and lifting, you’re not just looking good. You’re making sure that in a few decades, taking a tumble won’t shatter every bone in your body. You’re making sure that you can stand, lay down, bathe yourself, pick things up on your own.

Zara Larsson is (almost certainly) going to live longer and better than Ariana Grande, or any other woman starving herself thinner and who doesn’t weight train. She’s going to be an old lady that can pick up something from the floor when she drops it. That can stand, sit, lay down on her own. Whose hip won’t shatter like glass with a tiny fall.

Eating enough food and weight training will do that. Not ozempic, extreme dieting, and endless cardio.

I’ve been seeing this clip of Zara Larsson floating around Twitter with people saying “body goals”, talking about how they need to lose weight to achieve this, so I need to tell y’all:

This isn’t a starving woman. Zara gets lots of cardio in because of that dancing, which keeps her lean, but those legs come from WEIGHT TRAINING.

Zara Larsson is going to the gym and hitting legs. Those quads? Bulgarian split squats, leg extensions. She’s doing deadlifts, leg abductors, squats. Those aren’t starving cardio bunny legs babe, those are the legs of a woman who lifts and eats food!!!!

You’re not going to get this body by starving yourself. You’re going to get this body with both cardio and weight training. Zara Larsson is eating all the calories she needs to survive, and then some. Proteins, carbs, fats. And then she’s going to the gym and lifting weights.

Big fan of how puppies and kittens barely know they exist. That period of time after they’re born but the brain software hasn’t downloaded yet is so precious

My dog Pipo before brain.exe downloaded

If you see any grammar mistakes in my posts please know that I can in fact write, but I only type posts on my phone and I use that fuckass slide to type feature which just guesses what I’m trying to say. If the price I have to pay for the joy of sliding is the occasional grammar mistake then that’s a price that I’m willing to pay

I (Brazilian) spent 4 years in the US between ages 18-22 and the questions USAmericans would ask me about Brazil were so funny, because it’d either be something that verges on insulting, like: “do you guys have cars in Brazil?”

Or it’d be something insane like “in Brazil do you have Cracker Barrel freshman orientation homecoming sorority party Walmart shotguns?”

I’m actually so troubled by the way Ariana stans are still acting like nothing’s wrong even though the entire world can see that she’s very sick. Do they know that their refusal to admit the problem won’t make their favorite popstar any less dead? These people are like “oh she’s always been tiny” like girl did you know you have 30 minutes

As a femme lesbian one of my love languages has to be picking out clothes, perfume, doing makeup, etc on my partner. I love looking through their closet and picking out a fit (even better if it complements mine) smelling their fragrances and picking one out, doing some makeup on them. It makes my heart sing, I get such a childlike joy out of it

And this isn’t bc I hate their usual style or think they can’t dress themselves. I just love fashion so much, and I feel like it’s a big part of my queerness. Being a lesbian is deeply linked to my style, to the way I find JOY and EUPHORIA in my appearance.

So being able to dress and accessorize someone I love gives me such a profound QUEER joy. It doesn’t matter if it’s another femme, a butch, stud, anyone. If they have clothes, I’ll make something out of it.

It’s the same feeling I got as a little girl when I collected cute stickers, and then would decorate everything around me with them. The more valuable something was to me, the more valuable the stickers it got.

As a femme lesbian one of my love languages has to be picking out clothes, perfume, doing makeup, etc on my partner. I love looking through their closet and picking out a fit (even better if it complements mine) smelling their fragrances and picking one out, doing some makeup on them. It makes my heart sing, I get such a childlike joy out of it