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acheronta movebo

@romanimp / romanimp.tumblr.com

just call me Roman (he/she/they). Kiwi and American. I write and draw in my spare time.

if i was in charge of voyager i would've had janeway keep the lizard babies in a terrarium in her ready room for the rest of the series and only acknowledge them once when some bad guy of the week makes a snide remark about her "cute pets" and she deadpan replies "those are my children" leaving the bad guy to wonder about the strange biology of humans

everyone on voyager’s most used search term in the pornographic holonovel database is some variation on starfleet milf except for harry who is making his own bespoke alienfucker programs because available ones aren’t weird enough and seven who stares for a long time at the starfleet-uniformed dominatrix in her recommended for you tab before selecting something mundane and heterosexual

janeway’s most used search term is also starfleet milf #selfcest

one must imagine the quintarian gods of the World of the Five Gods as a defunct family all fighting over the video game controller of Twitch Plays Pokemon as they keep trying to get humanity to break the curse of Chalion by sending unwitting person after unwitting person to their untimely doom until they finally get a playthrough that succeeds when Lupe de Cazaril actually does break the curse. And the whole book is told from the perspective of the Pokemon trainer (Lupe) as he just goes ???!!??????