so what you want to do is go to Settings > Twinks > Manage My Twinks, then right click on That Twink and set the Obliterated setting to true

i'm down to, like, three websites I can actually stand

eepy baby, a story in four parts

final snoozetime form achieved

i think i found my new favorite artist on twitter

(source)

all you new fandom members need to QUIET DOWN oh my god you're going to get us KILLED. we're happy to have you but if you keep talking about BULLSHIT like PUBLISHING fanfic for MONEY, Anne Rice is going to come back from the dead to KILL US. looking at YOU, maurauders fans, heated rivalry fans, byler fans...out here giving out interviews to news channels SHUT UP. we're going to have to start setting off firecrackers to keep the rent down.

#unfortunately the kids raised on hustle culture and lack of privacy don’t know much about discretion online and letting hobbies be hobbies

Tags from prev.

"People wouldn't be paying for the fic, they're paying for my time!"

NO.

DO NOT DO THIS. THIS DOES NOT WORK. IT IS STILL CONSIDERED UNLICENSED DISTRIBUTION OF COPYRIGHTED CONTENT.

DO NOT DO THIS.

SHUT. UP.

nobody numa numas like they used to

(wistfully) mai-ia-hee... mai-ia- hoo....

sometimes rpf is like "i think they were actually fucking for real but but i can't 'prove it' so i'm going to vividly imagine it and then write it" and sometimes it's like "i know they weren't fucking but i think it would be hot so i'm going to viviidly imagine it and then write it" and sometimes it's like "i think they very well could have been fucking and if they weren't then i think they probably wanted to but for various reasons never did so i'm going to implement that theory & tension it into a beautiful story where i create a world where they can be together and fuck nasty" and i think that's beautiful

SEARED interview

Reblog to give prev the power to write their fanfiction

Reblog to give prev the TIME to write their fanfiction

Reblog to give prev the hocus focus to write their fanfiction.

Reblog to give prev the energy to write their fanfiction

Reblog to give prev the executive function to write their fanfiction

Reblog to give prev the inspiration to write their fanfiction!

Reblog to give prev

the inspiration to write

their fanfiction!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

cats are so naturally skilled at Writhing In Sunbeam. i wish i had even a fraction of this talent but instead i just have all these bones

did laundry and showered today you knowwwww i'm hitting that clean sheets clean jammies clean me trifecta tonight

bro im bedcelled. im comfypilled. im literally cozymaxxing.

​honkpilled shoomaxxer

straight up "snorkin' it". and by "it" haha, well. let's just say. mimimi

“op is a morally corrupt pervert” ok 💖 yay +follow

MICAH ULRICH X SOLOMON KANE: THE LION ERRANT.

Well, the cat (lion?) is out of the bag! As many of you know, REH is an artistic idol of mine, and I can't express how humbled I am to be able to contribute even a small bit to honor his legacy. Especially the Pilgrim of Shadows himself, Solomon Kane! Coming October 18th.

Tumblr used to be so fucking funny before nsfw ban. I remember a dude said something crazy on a joke post of mine and i went to his blog and his first post was a video of him shitting into his underwear up close. We used to have it all

(gestures toward your protégé) you know that thing would eat you if you died, right?