THE BALD WARRIOR

God I wanna bang the sparkle fairy so bad

yourube omments

my archenemy!!!

I saw a dead monarch butterfly on the way to work which i suppose is great news for the anti-imperialist crowd and terrible news for the conservationist crowd

Pizza man said the stuffed crust would cost extra, im gonna level a building

If I could be so for real I didn’t expect the Mayor in the bigass fuckoff top hat to be a women but these are learning opportunities

Listening and learning

A little something to take the edge off…

Sometimes, one must be a stealthful pooper

I’m starting with the man in the mirror

I’m m asking him to change his diaper

Breasts

You agree

*Simon Lung voice* YOU WANT THE BUTCHER

Sometimes it’s hard being so badass

*puts on sunglasses* and sometimes it’s errctile dysfunction being so badpenis